Sex Drive Page #2

Synopsis: Ian is a high school senior in suburban Chicago, plagued by being a virgin. Online he's inflated his resume, met Ms. Tasty, and agreed to drive to Knoxville where she promises sex. He steals his homophobic, macho brother's GTO, and, with his two best friends, Lance and Felicia, heads south. Every young woman who meets Lance, including Felicia, is attracted to him, as he practices his aptly learned "Pick-Up Artist" skills. Ian, on the other hand, is a decent guy who wouldn't mind if his friendship with Felicia became a romance. By the time they get to Knoxville, they have encountered a jealous boyfriend, a menacing hitchhiker, jail birds, carjackers, an Amish community, and Ian's better judgment.
Director(s): Sean Anders
Production: Summit Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.5
Metacritic:
49
Rotten Tomatoes:
46%
R
Year:
2008
109 min
$8,364,827
Website
1,621 Views


about another guy,

but you got to bury that sh*t way down.

This is America, God damn it.

There is...

There is a girl that I've been kind of...

All right, I'm listening.

Where'd you meet her?

On the... Online.

(TIRES SQUEALING)

What? For f***'s sake, Ian,

don't you watch Dateline?

She's probably a guy. Some fat old dude

who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.

But you'd love that, wouldn't you?

'Cause you're a homo.

Hey, Ian. Try not to come home any gayer

than you are now.

(LAUGHING)

Seriously, though. You're a fag.

Hey, don't look at me like that.

I'll punch you in the goddamn throat.

(GOT YOU PLAYING)

(SINGING) Hey

What's your favorite song?

Maybe we could hum along

Well, I think you're smart,

you sweet thing

Tell me your name,

I'm dying here

Got you where I want you

Yeah

(SIGHS)

-Hey, Becca. How are you?

-I'm good. I'm fine. Whatever.

(CHUCKLING) Hey, Becca.

Looks like you had a long, nasty night.

-Ron and Ian want the four-one-uno.

-Whatever. You guys are gross.

-I'm not gross. I didn't say anything.

-Okay, who's going on coupon rounds?

-No, Becca, I did it yesterday.

-Please, Ian.

I love you so much.

Hello. This is a coupon for six free...

No? Okay. Sorry. Donuts? No.

-Six free donuts with the Bandito's Dozen.

-Thanks.

You're welcome. Sorry.

Excuse me. Do you know where the Gap is?

-It's just past the movie theater.

-Thanks, man.

(LAUGHING)

Yeah, real funny.

Free donuts, free coupons.

TIFFANY:
Felicia. How's it fitting, hon?

Well, you look nice.

You know, sweetie,

there's still time to have your b*obs done

before my wedding.

Darren and I already discussed them,

and he said he'd pay for it.

I mean, he's a dentist,

so it's totally not a big deal.

Excuse me, do you have a pair of scissors?

Oh! Sure, sweetie.

Do you have a stringie?

Oh, no. I was just hoping

you could slit my wrists for me quickly.

My husband killed himself last Christmas.

I am so sorry. I was just...

Hello. This is a coupon

for six free donuts. Donuts?

Oh, my God! You look so hot in that.

Hey, sweetheart, listen.

Please don't take this the wrong way,

but your whole trying too hard thing,

it's just coming across as needy,

you know?

And I think you're better than that,

Kimberly.

-But all I was saying was that...

-Shh! Let's see it in a large. Okay?

I mean, Christ,

I'm out buying him clothes right now.

He's 18 years old.

I don't have to do that sh*t anymore.

Look, Judy, listen, I'm sorry,

I'm losing you. I'm going into a tunnel.

Well, it's official, Lance,

your mom's still bat-sh*t crazy.

What? You're telling me

she doesn't sh*t-talk me?

No, actually, she doesn't.

She doesn't, ever.

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Sean Anders

Sean Anders is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer.He co-wrote and directed the 2005 film Never Been Thawed, the 2008 film Sex Drive, the 2014 film Horrible Bosses 2, the 2015 film Daddy's Home, and its 2017 sequel Daddy's Home 2. He also directed the 2012 comedy That's My Boy. Anders wrote or co-wrote 2010's Hot Tub Time Machine and She's Out of My League, 2011's Mr. Popper's Penguins, 2013's We're the Millers, and the 2014 Dumb and Dumber sequel Dumb and Dumber To. He is the brother of actress Andrea Anders. more…

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