Sex and the Other Woman Page #3

- [EXHALES]

[CAWS]

Now!

[CAWING]

Then fly!

[EXHALES]

Away! Away!

Away, child.

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

[NILES BREATHING HEAVILY]

- [ADA SPEAKS RUSSIAN]

- It's scary!

Don't be frightened.

What is it like? Tell me!

Free!

Mr. Angelini!

Look! Look at me!

[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]

[NILES CONTINUES BREATHING HEAVILY]

- [CAWS]

- Niles, what is it?

- It hurt.

- Where does it hurt? Tell me.

[EXHALES]

It-

It was just sh-

pointy, all sharp- pointy.

[EXHALES]

Here.

- Oh.

- I-It's all right, Ada. Honest.

Did I do good?

Oh, very good.

- Good as Holland?

- Better than anyone.

I love you.

Oh, I love you too.

Come now. Let us get you

some root beer.

I'm gonna catch a shad

with lots of roe for you!

[RAVEN CAWING]

I'm king of the mountain!

[SCREAMING]

[RUSSELL CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING STOPS]

[RAVEN CAWING]

[SCREEN DOOR SLAMS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

I'm sorry, boy.

[SOBBING]

I'm just so sorry.

It's all right, Mr. Angelini.

It wasn't your fault.

It was an accident.

[HEARSE PULLING AWAY]

[SCREEN DOOR OPENS]

[SCREEN DOOR SLAMS]

Oh. Are we going to be able

to go to the firemen's carnival?

Geez! Why not?

Ada says we're in mourning again.

"Ada says. Ada says."

[GLASS SHATTERS]

There's seven years bad luck.

See what Ada says

about that.

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

[BARKER #1]

Hurry, folks!

Take home

a five-pound box of candy!

Here it is!

Take home some candy!

[BARKER #2]

All rides are 10 cents!

Don't you ever get hungry

Get a Coney Island red hot!

- And help yourself to the mustard!

- [SCREAMING CONTINUES]

Big, fat and juicy Coney Island red hots!

And cold drinks, folks!

[BARKER #3]

All right, folks, come over!

Tell you what you're

gonna see on this side!

From the four corners of the world,

and at great expense to the management...

we have brought together some of the most

unusual attractions ever seen under one roof...

and all for the price

of one admission.

You're going to meet Big Bertha!

Four hundred and fifty pounds

of beauty on the hoof.

Yes, sir, she shimmies,

she shakes like a bowl of jelly.

And as an extra added attraction,

ladies and gentlemen...

we're going to bring to you

nature's cruelest trick-

the hydrocephalic baby,

ladies and gentlemen.

Plus Mr. And Mrs. Katz-

- [HOLLAND] Niles! Come on!

- [BARKER CONTINUES]

- Plus Bo-Jo, the dog-faced boy!

- Come on!

Plus the two-faced man!

All on the inside, ladies and gentlemen!

All for the price

of one admission!

- We're gonna get caught!

- Damn it, Niles. Come on!

Oh, damn!

[BARKER #3]

Hurry, hurry, hurry,!

[BARKER #4] Fun house!

More fun than a circus!

Come in! Stay as long as you like!

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