Sex And Breakfast Page #4

No.

I need to find out

what's happening

with me.

I want you to be

with me for it.

But if I don't

want to be?

Then I don't know.

Just once?

Just once.

That's all

Okay.

Okay. Great.

When's your

next vacancy?

How about next

Saturday at 5:
00?

That's perfect.

Holy sh*t!

Hey, I don't wanna

die in a bullfight.

It's all supervised.

Well, even so, some

of this stuff looks

really dangerous.

Oh, come on.

Okay bad pick.

No. I already said

I'm not doing that.

Well, you don't have

to worry about that

other stuff

because we have

something better now.

Yeah.

You know, it

could be anyone.

No. Anyone

but them.

Why not?

Well, because

look at her.

Her knees are

like locked.

He wants it, though.

Oh, he definitely

wants it.

Stop it.

Stop it.

[clears throat]

Well, what

about them?

I did so many crunches.

I think like 500. My abs

were on fire.

I used to do a lot

of crunches. I stopped

doing that much.

Hope so.

Yeah, Why?

Well, they probably

have a lot of stamina.

And I bet they look

very good naked.

Um, I look

good naked.

Can I tell you

something private?

Ooh, definitely.

I've always wanted

to see another

couple f***.

Like right in front of me,

you know. It's just

a curiosity thing.

Something I wanna

see before I die.

Do you think

that's normal?

Honey, there's no

such thing as normal.

[clears throat]

Can I tell you

something private?

Yeah.

I have always

wanted to have sex

with a woman.

What?

Just once, you know,

and see what it's like.

Don't you wanna

watch me with

a woman?

Like maybe say,

that woman?

I thought this was more

like a you and me and

another couple fantasy.

Yeah, it's both.

Hey. Come on.

I'm just curious.

It's okay.

I know.

I thought every

guy had like a

dyke fetish.

And anyway, don't

act all innocent,

'cause you have your own

dirty secret you wanna

get out of your system.

Yeah, but it's

not like that.

Like what?

Gay.

Yours if half gay.

No, it's not.

You all conservative

all of a sudden?

I'll let you know if

I change my mind and

want some dick, okay?

Yeah, sure.

If anything comes

up, just let me know.

Thanks.

Sure thing.

Excuse me.

More coffee?

Yes, please.

You all right?

Yeah. Thanks.

(waitress)

Hey, guys,

ready to order?

Yeah. I'll have the

Greek omelet with

sourdough toast, please.

Hash browns?

I'll have

the classic club.

Fries?

Coffee?

Yeah.

Okay, you guys.

So Nutsack's sleeping

on the couch, right?

Don't call him that.

It's affectionate.

All right. It's Six Pack,

not Nutsack. Just call

him Charlie, please.

So is that like a beer

related thing or is he

just built like hell?

I think it's both.

Great.

Anyone whose high school

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