Sex And Breakfast Page #2

or ten people

in a lifetime.

In the traditional take

on couples therapy,

the one where you

and your partner sit

down with a shrink,

doesn't go nearly

far enough to solve

the physical side.

I know this because

I'm a shrink,

and I had, uh,

I had sexual

problems before.

Analysis just didn't go

far enough to solve

the whole picture.

I mean,

it uncovered

the source.

But my partner and l

had to educate ourselves

in order to better

service each other.

You need

to be serviced?

Oh, yeah.

Chew me up, baby.

Who in this room

has experienced

group sex therapy

through my clinic?

[applauses]

And who, who has

carried on with

group sex therapy

in the privacy

of your own home?

[applauses]

Did it open

you sexually?

Did it give you

something new

to share?

[all cheer]

Yes!

This is ridiculous.

You still

wanna do it?

Of course,

we will.

I mean, I really liked

what you had to say

at your seminar.

We both want to try

experimenting with

something new.

Uh, we were

actually planning

some other stuff

but this just

seems like a

better fit for us.

Oh. What other stuff?

(Renee)

Well, we've been

looking into various

thrill seeker

programs, you know,

and things like,

um, bungee jumping

and sky diving stuff.

Well, you're not

the only couple that

have this problem.

Most relationships

start with excitement.

And when that

begins to slow down,

that's when

couples suffer.

Disappointment.

Anger.

If you ever f***ing

call me stupid again--

Infidelity.

Hey, baby!

Anxiety.

Oh.

No hitting.

It's really something

that you're both

here today.

Most young couples

aren't interested in

putting in the effort.

Thank you.

[clears throat]

How do we plan

this whole thing?

Well, generally

I diagnose, but, uh,

you two are sure

that this is what

you want.

Group sex?

Yes.

Yes.

Uh-huh.

Yes.

Of course, your

participation depends

on our finding a

matching couple.

Okay. And how hard

could that be?

Well, we need to

start with other

first timers

so it's not so much

to digest right away.

Some of our veteran

couples can be, uh,

intense.

Intense.

Intense.

Intense is okay.

Well, generally,

you build up

to that level

for both your sakes.

All right.

So you'll call us.

[knock at the door]

Yeah. Hold on.

Hold on.

I'm coming.

Hi.

Hi.

Good morning.

[laughs]

I want you to f*** me

as hard as you can.

(Heather)

We're capable of having

a fulfilling relationship.

As far as I know,

we both feel that way.

I mean, I've been

with guys before who

don't treat me well,

who don't seem

to really care

about me.

And none of that's

true with James.

When we're together,

I feel so comfortable

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