Sex, Death and Bowling

Synopsis: Eli McAllister, our eleven-year-old hero, is on a quest. He is also setting out to win The Fiesta Cup, a local bowling tournament. Joining him is his famous fashion designer uncle, Sean McAllister (Adrian Grenier.) Sean hasn't spent time with his family - specifically his father - for years. But now he has come home to spend time with his older brother, Eli's father. Thrown into the tournament as his ailing brother's substitute, Sean clashes with his father as old wounds are opened. But instead of reliving the past, they pull together to bowl their best for Eli who stands to lose so much. Funny, sweet and soulful - SEX, DEATH AND BOWLING takes us on a journey to learn that the secret to life is loving what you have - even if it is just a split.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director(s): Ally Walker
Production: Monterey Media
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
92 min



One in the same to me.

Hey, Sean.

OK, Mr. Big Shot over here.

OK, everybody calm down.

No, no, no.

Sorry, you're not old

enough. -Neither are you.

Dude... she's the

same age as I am.

Well, yeah, but you're

driving us all home.

I'll drive.


Glenn, have a beer with me.

I can't.

I have a bio test in the morning.

I know when we were not wanted.

Give me that.

Oh, come on, man.

What the f*ck are you doing here?


You fucking deaf?

You're always fucking hanging around

like some fucking baby puppy.

Knock it off, Tim.

No, seriously, this is a football party.

There's no sophomores

on the football team.

It's Rick's little brother, man.


This turned into a family picnic?

I could have brung my

little brother along.

Oh, yeah?

Well, unfortunately, Tim, they

only allow one retard per party

and you're already here.



You want some, huh?

Come on.

You got something to say,

just say it to me asshole.

Say it to me!

I'm Sean.


Come on up, from hospice.

Come on in.

They've, uh... they've

been expecting you.

Glenn set up a room for you.

Right here.

You're, uh, much better

looking in person.


The "GQ" article.

Um, pictures don't do you justice.


Is Glenn here?

Yeah, she's with your brother.

Come on.

When was last time you saw your brother?

A while.

Well, his cancer's fairly advanced

so he's pretty distressed physically.


I'm so glad you came.

Yeah, he's on a morphine drug.

And Anna's giving him more now, so he

sleeps... most

of the time.

What'd the doctor say?

No more doctors.

It's just he would

have been so much better

if he hadn't done the chemo.

I thought

he was...

He wasn't... I mean, it's

not the doctor's fault.

He as much as said that he had no hope.

But you know him, he's

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Ally Walker

Allene Damian "Ally" Walker (born August 25, 1961) is an American actress. She made her television debut in the NBC daytime soap opera, Santa Barbara (1988), before landing the leading roles on the short-lived dramas True Blue (1989–1990), and Moon Over Miami (1993). During the 1990s, Walker had roles in films such as Universal Soldier (1992), Singles (1992), When the Bough Breaks (1994), While You Were Sleeping (1995), Kazaam (1996), and Happy, Texas (1999). From 1996 to 1999, she played the leading role as Doctor Samantha Waters on the NBC crime drama series Profiler, for which she received Saturn Award for Best Actress on Television nomination. She returned to television with role in the HBO drama series Tell Me You Love Me (2007), and later played villainous Agent June Stahl in the FX crime drama, Sons of Anarchy, (2008–2010). Walker also had the leading role in the short-lived Lifetime police drama series The Protector in 2011. During Seasons 4 and 5 (2014 and 2015) of Longmire, she played Dr. Donna Monaghan, a therapist treating veterans who is the title character's love interest. more…

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