Seven and a Half Page #3

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Don't get all excited!

It's not a promise.

Tadic! I'm the strongest!

My son! Just one more!

I'll do it myself! - Ok.

Is it true that he was skinny?

- Who? - Tadija.

Yes, son. Skinny like a stick.

Good for nothing.

What the f***...

Spahija sent him to buy some

cigarettes, he refused.

And Spahija broke his nose.

Then Spahija went down,

and Tadija started going to

the gym. He's been waiting

for this day, for 5 years!

Skinny like a stick...

And now, he's the strongest

in the hood.

I'll be like that one day!

Look, son! You don't get to

be the strongest by exercising.

Yeah? - Chemistry, my son,

chemistry...

But chemistry isn't healthy.

It stays in your organism.

Who gives a f***! You just

take a crap in the morning,

and it's all gone.

But I'm always taking a crap

in the evening. - How come?

Don't know what to tell you,

s0n.

Something is wrong with you

I must say that I owe

all this... Only to me!

I didn't have any help from

sponsors or... what's it called?

Help from the community!

- Today is your milk day, right?

Is there any chocolate milk?

No?

What about cookies?

- I'm sorry, man! I'm stupid.

Yes, you are! Chocolate milk,

bananas and cookies! Run!

...59,60!

Krishna I've heard you've been

takinga crap in the morning?

Well, yes... - Bro, I'm sorry.

I'm really stupid. - Koki?

You're still here? - No.

- No? - Yes.

And what are you waiting for?

Money? - Nnn... no.

No? - Yes. - Listen, darlin',

if I had money,

I could buy all that myself!

Be inventive, Koviljka!

There's jungle out there!

Krishna, are you mad? - Why?

- Where did you hear that

body builders are taking a crap

in the morning?! - When, then?

When every real champion

does it! In the high noon!

Count! - Bro... Now I don't even

know when to take a crap!

What did you say? - Nothing.

Did you called me,, bro",

or was I imagining things?!

You were imagining...

Listen, we could

never be brothers.

Spahija can be your bro.

He's from Gandhi's street.

He's Indian! Tadija Tadic

is a son of Serbia,

and you are his enemies.

And that's why Tadija Tadic

is gonna take revenge for

Kosovo, Milos Obilic,

Tzar Lazar, and the greatest

of all! Tzarina Milica!

Tadiiic! I'm the strongest!

Koviljka! - Hey, Koviljka!

Sit with us for a while.

- How come you're not in jail?

Me? Why's that?

- Koki's in love, you know...

Really? Who's the guy?

- You know, that body builder.

See, she buys him milk

so he can grow.

Good for you, Koki!

Everything for love, hey?

Love will conquer all!

- You're such jerks!

Wait, Koki!

Have a drink with us!

I hear he wants to beat

Spahija. - Yeah, bro!

He's gonna kill him!

- What are you drinking? - Soda.

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