Senior Skip Day Page #4
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- 2008
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Harris, that is
so nice of you.
And I bet you have a whole basement
full of alcohol for us to drink?
Do ya? No?!
Look buddy, you're
in over your head here.
A party at your house is gonna
be lame. Come on, let's go.
I can get you booze.
How do you know this guy?
I don't know this guy.
Well, how do you know him?
I don't. I thought
he was your friend.
Holy sh*t, that's a lot
of booze for 40 dollars.
We can go now.
That guy's got a gun. That guy's
got a gun. Start the car, Sicki!
- F***, f***, f***.
- Roll up the window!
Drive the car!
Drive the car!
Drive! Drive!
- Oh, f***! Jesus.
- My f***ing window!
- What the f***.
- Jesus!
That was awesome.
Tough break, cancer boy dying
in a freak skydiving accident.
Yeah, I did a little
parachute work myself.
I was a paratrooper in the Gulf
War, the first one. The big one.
- Did you?
- Yep.
My instructor told me that 1 in
17, 000 jumps go bad, and only..
Would it surprise you,
Dickwalter, if I told you...
that only 1 in 3.8 million
kids have cancer?
Okay.
And his funeral lands
on Skip Day, I mean...
what are the odds? It's gotta be
astronomical, like getting the lottery.
Maybe that's what I'll do
right now, Mr. Dickwalter.
Maybe I'll go buy a lottery ticket.
Hey, I can't carry the
speakers by myself.
What'd you say? Can't carry the
speakers by yourself?
That's 'cause you're a p*ssy.
What's your deal, man?
I love high school.
You do? You f***in' nuts?
Sh*t no, this is the best
time of your life.
Really?
You build your future on the foundation
that's poured during high school.
Don't squander it, son.
Hello, ma'am.
Hello.
Oh no.
- Oh Blanche.
- What's she doing here?
She must have escaped
from the home again.
Well, that can't be over here long.
Say, Minn, what do you know about
this Washington kid's funeral?
So, what you trying to say?
That because I'm black,
I gotta know where...
every other black
person's funeral is at?
Oh, Jesus.
- That we all know one another?
- Here we go.
Every black person
is a f***ing cousin.
Frankly, yes.
Well, I'll have you know that
Fantastic.
Very touching words, Auntie
Sue. Thank you very much.
And now, Jamal's Uncle Sheik would
like to sing a song in loving memory.
This goes out to Jamal, yeah.
Wasserman, Weston. Washington.
Alright.
Hello, who this?
Lamar, is that you?
Huh, yeah.
Who this?
"Who this?"
It's Mr. Dickwalter.
Okay, Mr. Dickwalter.
What do you want?
What's going on
over there, Lamar?
What'd you think? I'm at
my brother's funeral!
Doesn't sound like any
funeral I've ever been to.
It sounds more
like a party to me.
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