Senior Skip Day Page #4

Synopsis: When Adam accidentally gives up the location for the senior skip day party to his school's principal, he offers up his house as a new location. But for it to be a success, he needs to get his senior class to his house and stop the principal from crashing the party.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nick Weiss
Production: Alla Prima Productions
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2008
92 min
81 Views


Harris, that is

so nice of you.

And I bet you have a whole basement

full of alcohol for us to drink?

Do ya? No?!

Look buddy, you're

in over your head here.

A party at your house is gonna

be lame. Come on, let's go.

I can get you booze.

How do you know this guy?

I don't know this guy.

Well, how do you know him?

I don't. I thought

he was your friend.

Holy sh*t, that's a lot

of booze for 40 dollars.

We can go now.

That guy's got a gun. That guy's

got a gun. Start the car, Sicki!

- F***, f***, f***.

- Roll up the window!

Drive the car!

Drive the car!

Drive! Drive!

- Oh, f***! Jesus.

- My f***ing window!

- What the f***.

- Jesus!

That was awesome.

Tough break, cancer boy dying

in a freak skydiving accident.

Yeah, I did a little

parachute work myself.

I was a paratrooper in the Gulf

War, the first one. The big one.

- Did you?

- Yep.

My instructor told me that 1 in

17, 000 jumps go bad, and only..

a quarter of those are fatal.

Would it surprise you,

Dickwalter, if I told you...

that only 1 in 3.8 million

kids have cancer?

Okay.

And his funeral lands

on Skip Day, I mean...

what are the odds? It's gotta be

astronomical, like getting the lottery.

Maybe that's what I'll do

right now, Mr. Dickwalter.

Maybe I'll go buy a lottery ticket.

Hey, I can't carry the

speakers by myself.

What'd you say? Can't carry the

speakers by yourself?

That's 'cause you're a p*ssy.

What's your deal, man?

I love high school.

You do? You f***in' nuts?

Sh*t no, this is the best

time of your life.

Really?

You build your future on the foundation

that's poured during high school.

Don't squander it, son.

Hello, ma'am.

Hello.

Oh no.

- Oh Blanche.

- What's she doing here?

She must have escaped

from the home again.

Well, that can't be over here long.

Say, Minn, what do you know about

this Washington kid's funeral?

So, what you trying to say?

That because I'm black,

I gotta know where...

every other black

person's funeral is at?

Oh, Jesus.

- That we all know one another?

- Here we go.

Every black person

is a f***ing cousin.

Frankly, yes.

Well, I'll have you know that

I'm married to a white man.

Fantastic.

Very touching words, Auntie

Sue. Thank you very much.

And now, Jamal's Uncle Sheik would

like to sing a song in loving memory.

This goes out to Jamal, yeah.

Wasserman, Weston. Washington.

Alright.

Hello, who this?

Lamar, is that you?

Huh, yeah.

Who this?

"Who this?"

It's Mr. Dickwalter.

Okay, Mr. Dickwalter.

What do you want?

What's going on

over there, Lamar?

What'd you think? I'm at

my brother's funeral!

Doesn't sound like any

funeral I've ever been to.

It sounds more

like a party to me.

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