Senior Skip Day

Synopsis: When Adam accidentally gives up the location for the senior skip day party to his school's principal, he offers up his house as a new location. But for it to be a success, he needs to get his senior class to his house and stop the principal from crashing the party.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Nick Weiss
Production: Alla Prima Productions
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2008
92 min
12 Views


Park, with a fucking conscience?!

Oh, and huh... this is...

this is Snippy.

He, huh... he smokes

way too much pot.

Yeah... surely I do imbibe

in copious herbage...

but I don't drink alcohol,

I made straight A's...

and I show the utmost

respect for ladies. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

And there's Carla.

[record scratches]

It makes you uncomfortable,

doesn't it?

Well, imagine how I feel.

I've been in love with

this girl since junior high.

I mean, she's just, she's perfect.

I am not perfect.

If I don't shave my

legs every single day,

I start looking like that monkey

chick from Planet of the Apes.

She's perfect in every

way, shape and form.

- Man, did you hear?

- Hear what?

The Skip Day party is supposed

to be at the principal's house?

I already know that, that's Ralph,

he planned that. He's a genius.

Ralph Lee Ohe-zang!

Party at Dickwalter's, tell

everybody. Party at Dickwalter's.

Hey man, party at Dickwalter's.

Party at Dickwalter's? There's

a party at Mr. Dickwalter's.

Really?

That's fantastic. A party

at Mr. Dickwalter's.

You know what's weird,

that I'm Mr. Dickwalter.

So maybe I should be there.

Adam, you did the right thing.

Oh my God.

Hey, Laura hey...

I wanno f*ck you so...

huh... so, huh...

Oh... oh, hey sweetheart.

Hey!

Hi! Are you ready to

get the hell out of here?

Know what I'm picturing

right now?

I think I can probably guess.

You and me on

Dickwalter's bed.

- Really.

- Oh...

Mr. Dickwalter. Oh my God,

these sheets are so soft.

- Scott.

- Oh...

Oh, yeah, this blanket,

it is so smooth and huh...

Maybe you should

just bang Dickwalter.

Girl! It reminded me

of my wedding night.

I felt like a virgin all over again.

Yes you did. You

thought you could...

mess with me, didn't you?

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