Senior Skip Day Page #2

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[gong]

You won't believe what these kids

had planned for my house, Minn.

And I never laid a hand

on him, it's not my style.

By the way, is that new?

It's very flattering.

Oh, you like... I told you he was

gonna like my new shirt.

Settle down, people.

Settle down.

I know it's all part

of Skip Day tradition.

You sign in, then you skip out,

a little "f*** you" to the system...

nothing wrong with that, that's

what makes America great.

However, for the

next 45 minutes...

Um, are you okay?

you belong

to Mr. Rigetti.

Sure.

Snippy I Would you care to take

attendance for the class today.

Huh...

we're all here, dude.

Snippy, that's the last time I

slip you any of my chronic, huh?

Don't touch me!

Rigetti's been clean

and sober for 14 years.

I have a special Senior

Skip Day announcement.

I'm here with Ralph

Lee Oheng. Ralph...

Tell them what

you told me.

Hold on.

Speak, Ralph.

One second.

Speak you son-of-a-b*tch, or

I'll crack your head like a melon.

[Speaking Korean]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I took you

too far back. Speak English.

Look, I'm sorry, alright.

I'm sorry. Blame me.

I did it, I planned

the whole thing.

- It's your fault right?

- It's my fault...

I planned the Skip Day.

You sorry for what you did?

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Okay, okay.

Alright... You did good.

Well, looks like Ralph

has peed in his pants.

Don't worry, I'm not mad

at you. By the way...

I just spoke to the admissions

department at Harvard University...

where Mr. Cheng planned

to attend in the fall.

He will not be going now.

How many of the rest of

you would like to join him...

in the minimum wage

club? For instance.

Peter O' Leary, still interested

in going to Michigan State?

Gary Glenn, I suppose you're

still interested in Cal Arts?

Timmy Cisineros, Apex Tech?

What the hell is Apex Tech?

What's with his choise?

I n addition, there's something very

important here I want you to know.

I would not have been privy

to any of this information...

without the aid of a

very special student.

Someone I respect a lot. So as

you're going through your day,

hitting the books, I want

you to think to yourselves,

"Maybe I should be a little

more like Adam Harris".

Wough...

I don't f***ing believe you,

Harris.

Oh, bro!

Alright Scott, knock it off.

No, Mr. Rigetti,

this is f***ing bullshit.

That Adam Harris here had

to ruin our Skip Day. No

Relax, dude, sit down.

Alright, take it easy.

- Yeah, that's enough!

- Okay people...

It happened, alright? it sucks. You

think Rigetti doesn't know life sucks.

I wanna die right now. I wanna die.

I wanna curl up

into a little ball...

and I wanna die.

How's it going?

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