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Downtown!
If you want it!
If you... Only if you want it!
You don't want it, I can feel it.
You don't want it, OK.
That's right, Nets.
You're not gonna stop it.
Believe me, we don't stop it in practice.
- Let's do it!
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Go!
- You got it.
He tosses a three...
And, yes!
- Wow! That was quite a shot.
- Pounce!
Yeah!
At halftime, it's the Nets 62...
Flint Tropics 43.
All right, everybody,
let's hear it for Tropical time...
and let's hear it for Busch Bavarian.
If you're gonna drink a beer, you
might as well make it Busch Bavarian.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I want you to welcome this man...
who's gonna attempt the impossible...
the $10,000 free throw...
from the other side of the court.
The Moon shot.
- Right on.
- All right. Tell everybody...
- what's your name?
- Dukes.
- All right, Dukes.
- Dukes!
- Dukes, where ya from?
- Flint, Michigan...
Go!
Dukes is homegrown.
I think you're on a little somethin'
that's homegrown maybe, huh?
We're havin' fun.
Dukes, what do you do for a livin'?
Nothin' right now.
OK.
Layin' low.
Dukes is excited!
So am I.
Come on, let's go, people.
Let's get it goin'.
Cheer this guy on
as he prepares for the impossible.
Well, we've got
an especially dirty hippie here...
down on the court tryin' to sink
an impossible shot.
This is human drama at its best.
He's just focusing, taking a moment
to concentrate. That's OK.
Concentrate all you want.
- Come on, Dukes!
- All right.
- No!
- Yes!
Holy sh*t, I'm a miracle!
Yeah!
Father Pat, he stepped on the line.
He stepped on it.
- No, no, it was legal.
- No, no...
he stepped on the line,
You were lookin' at it. Come on.
Jackie, he made the shot.
Who the hell has $10,000?
Relax, the beer company'll pay him.
They're not really a sponsor,
it just sounded professional.
Look at this guy. He's so hopped up
on goofballs and grass...
he's got no idea what's going on.
Holy crap.
Tropical!
Hey, congratulations to Dukes!
He just won a giant check
that says $10,000.
Cool!
Look at the size of that thing!
Go have yourself a ball!
Second half, comin' up next!
Damn it!
- # Hi #
- # Hello #
# Get the funk outta my face #
# Get the funk
outta my face #
# Get the funk outta my face #
# Get the funk outta my face #
# You don't like my music
You don't have to use it #
# Funking is a thing
that all of us release #
# You don't have to get it #
# All you do is let it #
# Then you'll know
exactly how to groove #
#... More, more, more #
# Now he's back home doing 9 to 5 #
# Living his gray flannel life #
- Hey, Jackie.
- Hey, guys, everything good?
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