Semen, a Love Sample

Genre: Comedy
89 min

The father doesn't exist.

He has to be anonymous.

Of course, of course.

lf the child asked you,

what would you say?

''Your father was a B44''?

Best not to know anything.


lf you'll just

let me...

The sperm there...

There we are...

and we let them do their job.


Look how they move!

As if they were dancing.


Back into the incubator.

And we wait for each little ovum

to be penetrated

by a spermatozoon

to give us fertilized ova.

in other words, embryos.

From which

we choose the best


for... transfer to your uterus.

It's fantastic.

Like magic.

It may look like magic

but it's science.

The science of love.

What does an embryo look like?

It must be incredible.

Well, it looks like...

an embryo.


What are you doing?

Thank goodness.

l thought Id lost it.

Put it down there.

This place is like a pigsty.

It looks okay to me.


This makes 4 eggs in a week.

Bad for your cholesterol levels.

I won't tell you again.

l don't want anybody

counting my eggs, okay?

Look! Look!

How can you spend

all day watching disaster clips?

What about you

making babies

as if they were cars?

Dad, what I do is about progress.

Disaster and progress

go hand in hand.

With the first boat

came the first shipwreck.

Look at that!

A whole church sky high!

Well, out with it.


-What do you mean ''what''?

With what's on your mind.

You never come in here

to watch TV with me

with that look on your face.

l met a girl...

A patient at the clinic.

Im preparing an embryo

for transfer to her...


Very nice,

with excellent cellular division.

l meant the girl!

The girl, not her eggs!

She is...


Too bad, son.

You're headed for disaster.


Because l like a girl?

Love's supposed to be...

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