Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World Page #2

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Welcome aboard.

Dodge, you remember Karen Amalfi.

Hello, good to see you.

Hi.

It's everything I never wore.

Ta-da! Mmm!

It's very nice, very shiny.

You're funny.

Hmm.

So...

Well...

We decided that we would use

this time to be with family.

First we're gonna go to West

Virginia, see my sister

and her husband and the two boys.

Even though we just saw them.

We just saw them.

And then Lacey wants to go to

her stepfather's in Aspen

so that she can tell him to f*** off.

And also ski!

And ski.

Great!

- Yeah.

Karen?

Oh.

Um... Hmm.

Okay, well, I think I'm finally

gonna take that pottery class.

And... Well, I'm gonna

eat whatever I want,

and totally not even care. Just...

Go, girl.

And maybe I'll, um,

be spending a Iittle time

with someone special.

Yeah.

Oh, me? Let's see...

What was the question?

Qu ser, ser!

We're gonna ski first, and

then she's gonna tell...

Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

Fight through the burn, fight through

the burn! Fight through the burn!

Yes!

Winner's wine!

Hey, Dodge! Hey, Roache.

Dodger! I'm gonna miss you,

man. Gonna miss you...

Oh, boy. It's the f***ing

Wild West, you know?

Is it? Come on.

Single guys Iike us, I mean, we gotta

grab this thing, you know?

Because it is a different world now.

It's a different world.

Okay. We gotta... You know?

No, I don't. I don't...

I don't... You don't? Dude,

the sky is falling.

The sky is falling.

And it's raining p*ssy!

It's raining p*ssy

Dude, ever since Deliverance, man,

I've been with a different girl every day.

And they don't care about

getting pregnant.

They don't care about diseases,

or are you gonna call them back,

or can you provide for them,

or do you have a small dick,

or are you related. AII right?

And it's Iike the apocalypse...

The apocalypse has Ieveled the field, man.

Oh, my God. Do you want to

double-stuff that cookie?

Do you want to double-stuff

that cookie with me?

Two chefs in the kitchen

We're double-stuffing the

cookie Dodge and Roache

You guys, Iook! Sarah and

Dave brought heroin.

It's time. Bucket Iist! Bucket Iist!

Wait, where's Lacey? Let Lacey do

it, she's a dental assistant.

I'll do it. Yeah, you do it, Lace.

Here we go.

Oh, don't grab, Roache.

Let's watch her, Iet's everyone

watch her do it.

Put some Radiohead on.

I want to do heroin to Radiohead.

Yeah! Yeah!

This is dynamite! Everybody, run!

I'm kidding! It's not.

It can't hurt you unless you

get about this close to it.

Are you hiding?

Yes.

You don't have to do heroin if

you don't want to, sweetie.

Look, I tried.

I just can't spend the Iast month of

my Iife getting to know someone.

It's ridiculous.

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