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-Yeah, all five flavors.

All people waiting for you!

Don't make smoochie-smoochie.

Everybody, put on seat belts!

All right, there it goes! Run, baby, run!

Knock him on his ass!

My bad. Knock him to the asphalt!

Knock him to the asphalt!

I hope the babysitter gets here soon

so we can go to the big screen.

I know.

Hello? Daisy, yeah, it's Gordon.

Where are you?

What do you mean, you can't come?

The game's on. Get your butt over here.

Food poisoning?

Daisy, listen, you can have

food poisoning over here...

...with James.

I don't understand what you're saying.

I don't think she's coming.

Don't worry.

Your mom'll be back tomorrow,

and Benny will hang with us.

You're hanging yourself fine.

Remember, if he gets scared, cries...

...or messes his drawers, give me a call.

Benny, he's gonna be fine.

I wasn't talking to you,

I was talking to him.

James, if he goes to the bathroom

longer than five minutes...

...light a match.

I'll be watching the big screen!

You're on your own, dog!

That ain't funny. Benny!

I'm hungry.

Good. Okay, food, I could do that.

-Come on, kid.

-I can't have breakfast now.

-Why not?

-It's dinnertime.

So?

I don't know about this.

Doesn't your mommy make you clean?

Occasionally, I take a flamethrower

to it and start all over again.

What's that smell?

That's the smell of a man.

It's what a man's place smells like.

But listen. Come over here.

We gotta go over some rules here.

Listen carefully.

This is my stuff.

Look at it.

It's beautiful. It's 500 watts

of Dolby Digital sound.

Stereo, receiver, DVD player.

The tower of power!

Check it out.

Don't touch it.

You hear that? Can you feel it, baby?

-Say, "Don't touch Gordon's stuff."

-"Don't touch Gordon's stuff."

We're gonna get along just fine.

Here we go.

Some natural whole-bran cereal,

just like the chart says...

...and some soy milk.

Hold it now, hold it now.

Can't forget your prunes.

All right, dig in.

-Your mom ever say anything about me?

-I heard her with Daisy.

Listening in to your mom's conversations?

That's good.

-What'd she say?

-She said that you're funny.

Funny? Funny, that's good.

Yeah, we like funny.

-What else?

-That you're irresponsible.

Irresponsible?

Irresponsible, waste your time...

...and you only want one thing.

Oh, and you're some kind of hound.

She said that?

What's she got you eating here?

It's good.

How can you eat that?

"No sugar added"?

And they're proud of that?

I want to tell you about this man I know.

His name's Cap'n Crunch.

He's got some friends, too.

Count Chocula and Toucan Sam.

Froot Loops.

I'm not allowed.

Wait, wait. You see, the warden's away.

Just us guys here. We hunt,

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