See No Evil, Hear No Evil Page #2

Synopsis: A man is murdered. Two men witness it. A blind man who hears the killer, and a deaf man who sees them. The police don't think they're credible witnesses, but the killers don't want to take any chances. The two men must now work together to save themselves and bring the killers to justice.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Arthur Hiller
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
44
Rotten Tomatoes:
17%
R
Year:
1989
103 min
987 Views


That's better.

Now, I believe we agreed on 300.

300 what?

What are we talking about?

Just a minute, hold everything.

Stop the music.

Do you like Harvey Wallbangers?

Harvey who?

Wallbangers. A friend of mine.

I'll introduce you to it later.

Because tonight, my friend,

we celebrate!

Not bad.

Did I hit the board?

No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better.

Three Wallbangers, Wally.

Drink time.

Where's your friend?

Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon.

You're gonna like him.

This is to you, Sally. Sally?

Here.

Oh. And to you, Leslie.

Thanks for buying the drinks.

My pleasure.

What's your friend look like?

I've never seen him,

but he smells real good.

I think he's by the door.

Dave!

Dave, yo!

Hi.

Dave!

Over here!

Hello, I'm here.

Hi.

Dave.

I want you to meet friends

of mine.

This is Sally.

Hi.

How do you do?

Nice to meet you.

And this lovely lady

to my left here, this is Lisa.

Leslie. Hi.

Leslie, hi.

And this is my good friend,

David Lyons.

Wally says you're forming

a business together.

Congratulations.

Wally says what?

Whoa. Let's not talk about that now.

Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger.

That's who you want me to meet?

Yeah! Bartender.

Hey, a**hole.

Who do you think you are?

David Lyons.

You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me about you.

Yeah, real comedian.

Get off my jacket!

Listen, asswipe.

You watch yourself or you're gonna be going home early.

I didn't know I was

standing on your jacket.

What are you, the constable?

Who's your girlfriend?

Oh. Heh. I think I heard

my mating call. Stand up.

- I am standing.

- Wait.

I don't think you understand.

My friend...

Is a killer, that's what I am.

A trained killer!

Oh, Special Forces.

When I was in the Corps,

we used to eat you Green Beret pussies for breakfast.

Eat this!

This guy's tough, Wally.

If I hear him, I can hit him.

He'd put a hole through your head.

So you ain't talking now, huh?

Come on, big mouth, say something.

Let's get down.

Come on. Last night

I was out with your sister.

- Okay, butthead.

- Hey!

You're all right, champ.

He's coming.

I'll give you the first hit.

Come on.

He's coming, Wally.

He's coming.

Lower, he's a couple inches

shorter than you.

- Aim for 12 o'clock.

- Hit him!

All right.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

Eleven o'clock!

Ooh!

Circle right. Circle right. Circle right.

And left, left, left. Circle left.

Circle left. And right!

Right, circle right.

Circle left. Left.

Stand still!

Get ready! One o'clock!

Good. Good.

Twelve!

Five to three. I got mixed up!

Argh!

Circle left. Circle left.

Shut up and let him fight.

Move right. Move right.

Get ready!

Hey, I said shut the f*** up!

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