Secretary Page #2
It's so good to hear your voice.
Dad... where are you?
I'm downtown... somewhere.
Could you pIease hold?
Do you have a message, Ms. O'Connor?
Tell him to sign the settlement.
Hello?
Hello... ?
Hello, Dad?
How's work?
Fine.
How's Mr. Grey?
He's fine.
Well... Peter called.
Some people have to wash something...
as soon as they've worn it
for like half a day.
Yes.
- And then you got...
your more laid-back folk, who will
wash this stuff when it's dirty.
Which kind are you?
I'm the type of guy...
who wants to get married
and have a kid.
I wash my clothes
just when they're dirty.
Me too, and that
is what counts in a relationship.
Compatibility.
In a relationship?
- In a...
relationship.
May I interest you
in a little more?
Just a little more?
- Why not? Okay.
You're different than you were
in high school, Peter.
I've changed.
What happened?
- I had a nervous breakdown.
Me too.
Sort of.
Tom, I have this and these.
Peter?
- Yes, Lee?
I've read that if you wear that
kind of underwear that it squeezes...
your 'thingies.'
Balls... my balls?
- Yes.
My 'grapes'?
- Your grapes.
My...
- Your testicIes.
Your sperm gets 'squozen'
and then you can't have babies...
and I thought that you said
that you wanted to have babies.
There you go,
I said it.
To babies.
Diapers.
Diaper rash.
Breast feeding and crying.
Vomit.
Look at it.
Do you see that?
- What?
This letter has
one of which is,
I believe, a spelling error.
I'm sorry.
- This isn't the first time, either.
There have been others
that I let go...
in the first few weeks.
This cannot go on.
Do you know what this
makes me look like...
to the peopIe who receive
these letters?
I'm sorry.
Type it again...
and get it right.
You're wasting my time.
Bye.
Go type up a bill
for that woman for $500.
Aren't you going
to proofread the letter?
Lee...
when peopIe come
into this office,...
you are a visual
representation of my business...
and the way
you dress is disgusting.
Sorry.
You're tapping your toe all the time
and playing with your hair.
You're either going
to have to wear a hair net
or stop playing with your hair.
And another thing...
do you realize that you
are always sniffling?
I'm sniffling?
And what is with
your tongue...
when you're typing?
I'm sorry,
I didn't know I sniffled.
Well, you do.
'Mr. Grey...
thank you so much for
your helpful suggestions.
Because I am trying to be...
the very best secretary
that I can be for you.'
'Without proper guidance
from a knowledgeable source,...
my client would never have made...
these material decisions
on her own.' Period!
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