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I, I sort of hope that something

awful happened to him, or maybe

he died. Because otherwise he

just never wrote back to me.

Maybe he just met someone else

Then why wouldn't he just say that?

I mean is there no

decorum left in the world?

No manners?

Was he younger?

A little, 18 years.

Well the kids are used to that

kind of interaction, it's normal

to them. It's all just virtual.

You're so much better

at this than I am. Oh my god,

I'm such a bad gay.

I've only actually gone

through with it a few times.

Right. When is the

last time that you actually

met someone in person?

Some drug addict came

over, started cutting coke

on my Noguchi table.

Oh my god, poor Noguchi.

Then he put his head on

my chest and said the sound

of my beating heart

made him hard.

Yeah, I would take a serial

killer blow job at this point.

Oh, Gold Unicorn?

Hi, mom. I left you a message

on your voice mail on your cell

but it's full. I, I tried the

house. It's not working.

I don't know

why it's not working.

Yes, everything is under

control. I have mister turkey

right here. I brined it, yes,

it's very briny. All briny.

550. I don't know, whatever.

Okay. No, no, no, uh,

I, I don't need your help. I

don't. this year I am Sacajawea.

I know that she wasn't at the

first Thanksgiving. I was just

making a little bit of a joke.

Okay, I will text her and, and

make sure she does. Okay, just,

just get over here, I love you.

Okay, bye.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hello.

Oh, three horny mules. Is that

local?

Uh, 98 points on,

uh, Wine Enthusiast.

Oh. Fabulous,

thank you.

This is very nice.

Oh well thank you for

noticing that.

Yes it's, uh, difficult to miss.

Kind of like your work.

Oh, I would have loved to have

shared your work with my

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