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readers. My former readers.

And speaking of work, is

everyone okay with me doing

the blog interviews and-?

Oh yes, absolutely. You know, I

saw your show at Red Art three

years ago. And I thought it

would have been amazing to be a

part of one of your projects.

And here you are.

Well I hope it meets

your expectations.

I'm sure it will.

Thanksgiving is a, it's a pretty

foreign concept in Britain.

In England we just Christmas

and Boxing Day so.

Box it - - I nev - - what is

Boxing Day anyway?

Oh, no one knows.

You don't even know.

And, and I, and I want to remind

you that this is the first time

that I have attempted

the entire Thanksgiving feast.

Oh well this is my first

time trying to eat one.

So I'm just very grateful you

invited me, you know, thank you.

I don't know where I would

have, uh, ended up.

Well I'm so glad it's here.

Um, I'm gonna go back in

to my work station.

Okay.

'Cause it's chaos

in there. And, um,

Rick is mixing drinks

there at the bar.

Yo. And that's

Kimmy SHANE:
Hello.

It's Shane, so.

Hi. Welcome, Shane.

- See you in a minute.

- Okay

So then he sends me this

Snapchat of his erect ding-dong.

Classy.

Like that's

supposed to turn me on?

I wish I could

say that I believe it gets

different but apparently all

penises have the same IQ.

College guys do that?

Yeah, I have an entire

collection of

Valedictorian d*cks.

No, I mean I like penises. I'm

all about penises, but so

up close it's just way too

natural history museum.

And no one needs to see

balls close up.

Mm-hmm. This poor guy texts me

pictures of everything.

I mean its-he's such an over

texter. It's really annoying.

What does he over text about?

Fire hydrants, um,

public parks, urban decay.

He sent me pictures of him

winking, but it just like

looks weird. Hmm, what about

you? I know you're having

adventures. Do you like anyone

other than Snapchat boy?

Mm, there's like this one guy.

Hmm?

Yeah, he's a club promoter, so

he's like in the scene.

Mm, he sounds fast.

Yeah, he's a little fast. But I

kind of like fast. I think.

Your sister couldn't

have lost her job at a worse time.

I know, when it rains it pours.

And I haven't been on Linked In

lately but the job market for

art critics does not seem

like it's exactly on fire.

Has she dated anyone

since the divorce?

I mean she's on Date Me

but I don't know, I think she

she might just be on there for

the validation. You know,

just to be liked and found

attractive from her picture.

Well I know that feeling. Even

if ugly guys or fatties like me

it still makes me happy. Like,

you know, this guy put himself

out there for me,

I'll always have options.

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