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- NO, LISTEN.
OF BETA TAPE AND DRIVE-IN MOVIES
ONCE YOU'RE MARRIED,
SO STRIKE WHILE THE IRON'S HOT.
- WHO?
- YOUR MOTHER.
AND I'M FOLLOWING HER
KEEPS HIS INMATE
IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT.
- [sniffs]
TO STALK MOM?
- DRAKKAR NOIR.
- OH, JESUS.
- HER FAVORITE.
LISTEN,
THERE'S 10 BUCKS IN IT FOR YOU.
- 10 BUCKS?
WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, EIGHT?
- OH, DEAR LORD.
- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
[bed creaks]
- SHE WAS.
- YEAH.
SHE SAID NO?
- I WAS,
THIS TIME WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER,
GET HER OFF.
FOR THAT,
I MEAN, WITHOUT EVEN TELLING YOU
THAT I DIDN'T LISTEN.
- WELL, ANY GIRL WHO SAYS THA IS EITHER LYING
- NO, SHE'S RIGHT.
- I ASKED.
- [laughs]
WILL, WE WENT OUT FOR A COUPLE
LET ALONE WHETHER OR NO I GOT OFF WHEN WE HAD SEX.
- [laughing]
- OH.
ON THE HOUSE?
- IT'S SO FUNNY
YOU SHOULD ASK ABOUT THIS, WILL,
SOME OF MY GIRLFRIENDS AND I
WERE RECOUNTING:
UGH, TOO YOUNG
AND INEXPERIENCED.
AM I RIGHT?
[laughing]
I EVER HAD,
AND I'VE BEEN SEARCHING
FOR THAT FEELING
SLEEP BETTER?
GOD, YOU LOSERS
AND YOUR QUARTER-LIFE
PANIC ATTACKS--
IF I HAD A BUCK FOR EVERY TIME
AND ASKED HOW YOU WERE IN BED,
FIVE TIMES A WEEK.
GOD, THANKS A LOT, PRICK!
- I'M SORRY, WILL.
- YOU A TRULY...
- TERRIBLE LAY.
- UGH.
LOOK, THIS--THIS IS NO YOUR FAULT, ALL RIGHT?
OUT OF THEIR LIVES TO TELL YOU
BUT THEY DIDN'T.
NOT YOURS.
WHO GOT DUMPED.
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