Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse Page #2
- Really?
Hit me. What do we have?
How'd recruiting go?
Oh, the usual. Yeah, no one joined.
I think it's just a big joke at this point.
It's not a joke.
you guys have stuck with Scouts.
One day you're gonna look back on this
and you're gonna be
really happy you did it.
Okay. Thanks.
Looks like the deer made out
better than your car.
Yeah. Wait, what? What do you mean?
Well, where is it?
It's right over there.
Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t, man!
You dick. What's wrong with you?
Dude. Dude, okay. You're never
gonna believe what happened.
Hey, you sure you guys
don't need a ride?
No, we're good.
See you boys tonight.
Hey! See you tonight, man!
All right? All right?
Bye, Chloe! Bye!
What are you talking about, tonight?
Dude, you are never going
to guess what happened.
We got invited to the secret
senior party, man. Look.
Who cares? Look, the deer is gone.
What about the deer?
Dude, f*** deers, man!
We are going to the secret party, man!
Come on!
I'm gonna f*** Chloe.
I'm gonna f*** Chloe.
Ben, come on.
This is the chance of a lifetime.
Okay. I mean,
quit acting like you don't want to go.
Of course I want to go. I do.
But it's Augie's big night.
He's getting his Condor Badge.
We can't miss the ceremony
Okay, look, hear me out.
We go to the campout,
and when Augie and Rogers fall asleep,
we will sneak out and go to the party.
Carter...
We'll be back before dawn,
it'll be like we never even left.
I don't know. It just sounds...
Ben.
This could be the night of our lives.
Please.
All right. I mean, I guess we could try.
- Okay.
- I love you.
You're amazing. Thank you!
Whoa! What the hell?
Hi, Mrs. Fielder. Hi.
Your garbage cans were
blocking my driveway again.
Had to move them myself,
which is no easy task
with a herniated disk.
Okay, great.
You tell your father to keep his trash
on his side of the property.
Okay, we'll do that, Mrs. Fielder.
Thank you.
All right, thanks. Yep.
Can you just move right there?
Thank you. Bye!
Jesus Christ.
You old hag! Okay. Thank you.
She is so annoying.
Oh, my God.
Can you imagine living next to that?
Oh, my God. Dude,
how many cats does she have?
Dude, who knows. She probably rubs
Fancy Feast on her cooch
and lets them all go to town.
What?
Meet me here at 5:30 and then
we'll go to Camp Womp Womp.
Then we'll go to the party. All right?
- All right? All right.
- All right.
See you soon, man.
All right. See ya.
Oh, litterbugs.
Come on.
Biotine?
How'd you get way out here?
Well, Peter Morris, finders keepers.
Hello?
Hello?
What's wrong with you?
You A-wipe!
C- word! All the other words!
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