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and that they were afraid

people would change...

Scratch out the "P" and

turn it into an "F," like...

Yeah, that's amazing.

Um...

Am I dreaming?

I'll leave you alone

forever now.

Thanks.

Dude!

What?

She's totally real!

Who?

Ramona Flowers.

What?

Dude! What do you know

about Ramona Flowers?

All I know is

that she is American.

American.

Why don't you go talk

to Sandra and Monique?

They know a lot more.

Lady-dudes. What do you

know about Ramona Flowers?

I heard she has

a boyfriend.

Yeah. Some guy

back in New York.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What else?

I heard she kicks

all kinds of ass.

She's on another level.

She has men

dying at her feet.

She's got some

battle scars, dude.

What about Ramona Flowers?

You know her?

Tell me now.

She just moved here.

Got a job at Amazon.

Comes into my work.

Does she really?

Didn't you say she just

broke up with someone?

Did she really?

They had a huge fight,

or whatever.

Did they really?

Yes! But I didn't want Scott

to know that, Stephen.

Yeah, I don't know what

it is about that girl.

Scott, I forbid you

from hitting on Ramona,

even if you haven't had a

real girlfriend in over a year.

Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Scott's

mourning period is officially over.

He's totally dating

a high-schooler.

Dating a high-schooler

is the mourning period.

She's got a point.

I thought

you guys broke up.

I don't want you scaring off the

coolest girl at my party, Scott.

We all know you're a total

lady-killer wannabe, jerky-jerk.

That's completely untrue.

That time with Lisa?

That was a misunderstanding.

That time with Hollie? That

wasn't what it looked like.

That time you

dumped Kim for...

Okay. Me and Kim are

all good now, all right?

Whatever! Ramona's out of your

league. Let's just leave it at that.

Besides, I'm not even sure

she did have a big breakup.

She keeps mentioning

some guy named Gideon.

Yeah, I don't know what

it is about that girl.

Forget it, Scott!

Guess who's drunk?

I guess Wallace.

You guess right.

So, that girl

from my dream...

Girl. Okay.

I saw her at the library.

Library. Can I pretend

we're talking about a guy?

And then I'm at this party

and, hey, there she is.

Hey, there he is.

I think she's...

I think he's...

I think she's

the girl of my dreams.

Mmm.

Then you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

I've never been

so sure about something.

Then you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

What's that?

You should break up with your

fake high-school girlfriend.

I'm not getting it, friend.

You're thinking of

juggling two chicks?

Not even!

Well, you should break up with

your fake high-school girlfriend.

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