Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Synopsis: Scott Pilgrim plays in a band which aspires to success. He dates Knives Chau, a high-school girl five years younger, and he hasn't recovered from being dumped by his former girlfriend, now a success with her own band. When Scott falls for Ramona Flowers, he has trouble breaking up with Knives and tries to romance Ramona. As if juggling two women wasn't enough, Ramona comes with baggage: seven ex-lovers, with each of whom Scott must do battle to the death in order to win Ramona.
Director(s): Edgar Wright
Production: Universal Pictures
  17 wins & 62 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
112 min

I mean, I've never gone

out with anyone so talented.

Go out with

a lot of guys?


Yeah, so, whatever, man.

I've never even

kissed a guy.


me, neither.

Here you go.

So, this is

your secret lair?

Yeah, yeah.

Can I come in?

My secret lair

is one of those

"No girls allowed"- type



But do you wanna see the

house where I grew up?


Come on.

There you go.




Oh, God.

So alone.

You're not alone.


You're just having

some idiotic dream.

Does that mean

we can make out?

Oh, God!

What is it, Scott?

I had this

totally weird dream.

Oh, God.

What is it,

Other Scott?

Can we skip the dreamtime?

Color me not interested.

But there was this girl.


Was this

an Envy-related dream?

We don't use

the E-word in this house.

No, it wasn't her.

It was somebody new.

Yay for that.

Speaking of new,

weren't you supposed to take

your fake high-school girlfriend

to the library

a half-hour ago?

What? It's like 6:00

in the morning.


It's weird.

What's weird?

Libraries remind me

of grade school.

That must seem like

a really long time ago.

Yeah, let's talk

about something else.

Do you know that girl?



You only played one note

for that entire song.

My hand slipped.

Is your girlfriend

distracting you?

My girlfriend?

I'll be quieter.

Let's do that one again.

Sorry, what are we doing?

I told you, like, 50 times!

We're going

to this party, retard.


At Julie's.

I thought

you guys split up.

We did, but there might be some

label guys there, so, you know...

Oh, man, this is gonna suck. Suck!

At least it'll give us

something to complain about.

Oh, man!

This sucks!


I'm gonna go pee

due to boredom.

I have to pee.

You know, so I told him

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Michael Bacall

Michael Bacall (born Michael Stephen Buccellato; April 19, 1973) is an American screenwriter and actor, known for having co-written the films Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, 21 Jump Street, and Project X. more…

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