Scooby Doo! Music of the Vampire Page #2

Like, you sure?

Absolutely. He's probably just here

for the vampire festival.

Oh.

Vampire festival?

Yup, Vampire Palooza.

You brought us to a vampire convention?

To relax?

Not a vampire convention.

It's a celebration of all things vampiric.

Cool. And what better place

to experience it than Little Bat Town.

Ooh! Vampires are so romantic.

Have you read Silverlight?

Twelve times. I'm hoping

the author will be here to sign it.

Are we missing something here?

Like, what's so romantic about

undead creatures who sleep in coffins...

...prowl the night in search of victims,

steal their blood...

...and turn them

into their zombie servants?

Oh, those are old-school vampires.

Modern vampires are fun and super-cool.

Vampires don't sleep in coffins any more.

They sleep in Seattle.

- You're not making us feel better.

- Uh-uh.

Says here this place was founded

in the 19th century...

...by Abraham Van Helsing, the famous

vampire hunter of Dracula fame.

And it's still owned by

one of the Van Helsings' descendants.

So it's like a ghost town.

No, a vampire ghost town.

This is the last time

we let you pick the vacation spot.

- Yeah.

- Relax, guys.

There's absolutely nothing to fear.

Hey, Scoob,

when have we heard that before?

Every day of our lives.

You guys worry too much.

Well, we're not the only ones.

This fair is an abomination,

an affront to all that is good and decent.

Sign the petition to ban vampires?

- Like, that's a cause we can support.

- Mm-hm, mm-hm.

Here there be demons.

Here there also be corn dogs.

Fools. Fools, I say.

Will you allow temptation to lure you

into the fangy den of the bloodsucker?

Pretty much. Corn dogs!

Corn dogs, yum.

Hey, Scoob, if the food's this good

outside the festival...

...I can't wait to see

what they've got inside.

Guys, there's no such thing

as real vampires.

Mm.

No such thing

as paying customers either.

Five more complimentary passes.

I'll be lucky to break even this year.

Like, not exactly the kind of bite

I'm looking for.

We're guests of Vincent Van Helsing.

- He owns...

- Yes, yes.

I'm Lita Rutland, owner of the festival.

I know who Van Helsing is.

Unfortunately no one else does.

Imagine a vampire author

in these vampire-crazed times...

...who doesn't sell any books.

Maybe he's just having an off day.

Yeah, maybe.

He's still one of the foremost authorities

on vampire history.

Perhaps, but the world's moved on

from his old-school vampire tales.

Well, I've read all his books.

I think.

Well, you kids enjoy your free lunch. I

mean, your time here at Vampire Palooza.

She's friendly.

Velma.

It's good to see a familiar face.

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