Scooby-Doo! Stage Fright Page #2

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Uh, Mr. Ottoman, are you all right?

Dogs are nothing but big furry sacks

of germs. Did you know that?

- I don't think that...

- I'm going to find that dog...

...if it takes me all night. Give me that.

SHAGGY:

Mr. Pimiento. Mr. Pimiento!

Can we have two minutes of your time?

We've got an act that's just terrific.

Yeah, terrific.

My friends, I've built my career

on two deeply held beliefs.

One, all talent deserves

a chance to be seen.

And two, juggling stinks.

[BOTH GASPING]

So, what have you got for me?

[BOTH CHUCKLING]

[CHUCKLES]

[BOTH GASP]

Terrible. That was just...

[CHRISSY SCREAMING]

[BOTH GASP]

Aah! I don't know what that was

but I'm running away from it.

SCOOBY:
Me too.

[ALL PANTING]

Is it him?

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

[CHRISSY SCREAMS]

- Yeah, it's the Phantom.

- The Phantom?

- What are they doing...?

- There.

Now he's there.

Velma, you watch the monitors.

You can tell me where he is.

- Daphne, you come with...

- Yes.

[SHAGGY & SCOOBY GASPING]

- Which way?

VELMA:
Turn left at the end of the hall.

Second door on your left.

BRICK:
Are you getting all this on camera?

- Yeah, this is great stuff.

Fantastic. Should we use it for promos

or leak it to Whotube?

- Both.

- Hmm.

Look out!

Are you okay?

FRED:
Velma, which way?

- I don't know.

I can't see where he went.

In here.

- He'll never think to look in here, right?

- Right.

[SNIFFS]

I smell lemons.

[SNIFFS]

Yeah, I smell lemons too.

Do you smell lemons?

[SCOOBY & SHAGGY SCREAM]

[PHANTOM LAUGHING]

There. He's heading north.

- North, which way is that?

VELMA:
Go left.

No, right. Then left.

[BOTH GRUNT]

- I'm sorry.

- No, I'm sorry.

- I didn't mean to...

VELMA:
Go.

He's on the stairs.

What? Did you see that?

Maybe he really is a ghost.

How could he just disappear?

- There must be a rational explanation.

- Yeah, like he's a ghost.

[SCOOBY GIBBERING]

A ghost who smells like lemons?

That sounds kind of weird.

And it's not weird to have a ghost

who doesn't smell like lemons?

We have to get to the bottom of this.

[DOOR OPENS]

[ALL GASP]

Dog.

Dog, where?

Get that germ sack out of here.

Right now.

Did he leave footprints?

I think I see footprints.

He didn't touch any walls, did he?

Oh, my gosh. Now I'll have to sanitize

the entire building.

Good thing I brought bleach.

Out, I said. Out, out, out.

Come on, guys.

I want this floor buffed.

And I want it polished.

Okay, I'll check us in to the hotel

and do some Internet research.

Shaggy and Scooby,

you go to the library on State Street.

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