Schuh des Manitu, Der Page #3

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the "Powder Rosa Ranch". Do you like it?

What? Yes! Very lovely!

Winnetouch! We need your help!

Guys, we'll ride on. Get on!

We don't want to ride on!

We are tired!

Who said that?

John did! John did!

Yes! We saw him!

So, you're tired, John.

Ok, go to bed. Everybody else: get on!

Oh dang! Assshole! Stupid pig!

What do you say?

Good night, John!

Mesdames et Messieurs.

My part of the map.

I knew I could rely on you!

Yeah, I am a pack rat.

I even keep your old toys.

Your Apache puppet tent.

You played with puppets as a kid?

What? No puppets!

And? Can you already see something?

Yes, but not enough.

Too bad! Now what do we do?

Let's have a drink after that shock.

Another lychee limes?

Hm? No, thanks, Willi... Winnetouch!

Do you recall by chance to whom

I gave the other two pieces?

Well, to the Greek and to Ushi!

Ah! Yes...

Of course! The Greek! Uschi!

We'll have to find them, with the

Shoshones breathing down our necks.

We're interested in your rad horse!

We shouldn't have traded

the pony and the folding chair.

Stop whining.

That squeaking is annoying.

Let the men sing a song.

No! I am not wearing that!

It's itching!

With that I'll look like a maggot!

Ok, I'll explain it again.

Ranger will ride to Uschi

in Rosewell City.

I'll try to find the Greek.

You'll pretend you're me

to throw the Shoshones off our trail.

Well, I smell totally different than you!

Right!

If everything works out,

we'll meet in the Thunder valley

at the dandelion at the old basswood,

where the sun kisses the squirrel.

I'll never find that.

Just a sec!

What if one of us suddenly gets sick?

Ok. If anything goes wrong

we'll meet back here

at Powder Rosa Ranch.

Go there, come back, kiss basswood,

ride back and forth...

Why not just stay here

and I cook a nice dinner?

I can't shoot and fight anyway!

I'm afraid your, err our brother

needs a crash course.

Lesson 1:
Stalking.

Suitable branches are very important.

Tree, bush, or twig.

Stalking is most fun on even ground.

Smooth, rhythmical movements make

for quick and unnoticed progress.

Indians have stalking in their genes,

however, everybody develops

their own style eventually.

Lesson 2:
Close combat.

Rule of thumb:

Lefties use their left fist,

righties use the other one.

Precise targeting increases

the chances for a hit.

Lesson 3:
War paint.

War paint has a long tradition

and is used to scare the enemy.

Abstract war paint is frequently met

with lack of understanding and intoleration.

Lesson 4:
Riding.

Anticipatory riding is mandatory

for the athletic rider!

The horse is both a status symbol

and provides mobility in the Wild West.

Opinions diverge regarding women at the wheel.

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