Schuh des Manitu, Der Page #2

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2001
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how important it is to divide up the loot.

I divided everything!

18 by 9! 13 by 7! 16 by 5! 17 by 8!

Grandpa sometimes called me the

Smallest Common Divisor.

Many summers passed.

On his deathbed

he gave me a treasure map.

And you divided it.

Yes, by four!

Who has the other three parts?

I don't know, I was drunk.

Well, that is...

I do remember one.

Well, thanks heavens...

Hey, who was that?

Who cares, let's go!

Well done, Hombre!

I am almost proud of you!

Follow them without attracting attention.

I'll stay here with Jim and John.

Chief Molehill must

not get suspicious.

We'll meet tomorrow in camp.

Ok, boss.

Hombre?

We're a top team!

By god, that's terrible!

That doesn't look good, boss!

What a cowardish assassination!

Now they will also have to

answer for Hillarious Hare.

This means war!

Ooops, we have to leave! Jim, John!

Let's bow out on a high note!

Take care!

Unbury the hatchet!

We don't have one.

We don't?

We had one from the dollar store.

But it broke.

Well, what could we unbury?

We have a folding chair.

Unbury the folding chair!

What?

I smell something.

It wasn't me!

Look! The Shoshone are signalling!

And? What do they write?

They are after us.

And they unburied the folding chair!

Now they've totally gone bonkers, right?

The chief of the Apache

must die!

To the horses!

We don't have horses.

Didn't I have one?

Well, yes, you did...

...but it shrunk in the laundry.

What area is this?

Down there we'll find the

second part of the map!

And? What are we waiting for?

There is something

you should know.

My white brother needs to be very strong now!

Abahachi! My brother!

Quick, hugs! My, what a surprise!

I didn't expect you!

I totally didn't pick up.

And who is that handsome

young man you brought?

Want to introduce us?

Welcome to Powder Rosa Ranch!

Twin brother Winnetouch, blood bruder

Ranger, blood brother, twin brother!

Antother brother!

Dangit!

I am out of splenda. Anyway.

One "Peach Fizz", no firewater...

For our patient a "pina colada".

Or would you rather like Prosecco?

To us! We won't meet again

that young! Cheers!

I am sooo curious.

Do tell me,

how did the two of you meet?

Well, Ranger was a greenhorn.

Wow! A greenhorn?

Then he saved my life.

And we said,

let's do blood brothers.

Really, with scoring?

Yes.

You guys are fierce! But you've

always been a crazy chick!

That's why Abahachi became chief,

eben though I had the privilege,

cause I was born 2 minutes earlier.

But all that silly shouting and bang-bang

and arrows and shooting and the noise...

I wanted to be pearl diver,

but I cannot hold my breath long enough.

Now I am the owner of this beauty ranch,

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