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We've never been in a bind like this|before, so thank you so much.
So how's this gonna work?|Are you gonna pay me upfront?
I don't understand.
It'd be really great|if I could get paid in cash.
Oh, well, we don't do that.
When you cut my check, make it|payable to Dewey Finn, for tax reasons.
You can discuss all of that|with Candace at the end of the day.
When's the end of the day?
We commence at 8:15,|school lets out at 3.
You know what?
Do you think I could cut out a little|early today? I got some stuff I gotta do.
It's cool. I can stay.
Mr. Schneebly...
...this is considered the best|elementary school in the state,
and we maintain that by adhering|to a strict code of conduct,
faculty included.
Don't worry about me.|I'm a hard-ass.
If a kid gets out of line, I got|no problem smacking him.
No, no. We don't use|corporal punishment here.
OK, so just verbal abuse?
If you have any problems with|any students, send them to me.
- I will do the disciplining.|- Check.
Children.
Please take your seats.
I'd like to introduce|Miss Dunham's substitute.
This is Mr. Schneebly.
Why don't you write|your name on the board.
Yes, I will.
You know what?|Why don't you all just call me "Mr. S".
Mr. S has never taught here|at Horace Green,
so I want you all to be|on your best behavior.
So the curriculum|is on the desk.
- And do you have any questions?|- Yeah, when's lunch?
The children just had their lunch.
Is there anything else you need?
I'm a teacher.|All I need are minds for molding.
All right, then. Well, thanks again.|You saved the day.
OK, who's got food in here?
You're not gonna get in trouble.|I'm hungry.
You. What do you got?
That's what I'm talking about.
OK. Teach. Teach. Teach.
All right, look, here's the deal.
I've got a hangover.|Who knows what that means?
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk?|- No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
- It means you're an alcoholic.|- Wrong.
You wouldn't come to work|hung-over unless you were.
Dude, you got a disease.
- What's your name?|- Freddy Jones.
Freddy Jones, shut up.
Shut up.
The point is,|you all can just chill today.
We'll start on|this crapola tomorrow.
- Yes, Tinkerbell?|- Summer.
As class factotum, first I'd like to|just say, welcome to Horace Green.
- Thank you.|- Any questions about our schedule?
Because usually now|Miss Dunham teaches vocabulary,
then gives us a pop quiz, then|splits us up into reading groups.
- Track B is...|- OK, hey, hey, hey.
Miss "Dumbum"|ain't your teacher today, I am.
And I got a headache|and the runs.
So I say, time for recess.
But Mr. S, that poster charts|everyone's performance.
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