School for Scoundrels Page #3
said manila.
This is off-white.
Sorry.
Sorry doesn't
make it manila.
Next time, use
your damn brain.
End of the hall.
What's going on?
I don't know.
Who is this guy?
I hope he's not
our teacher.
Hey, no chitchat!
Oh. Here, sorry.
No, don't be silly-
it's all yours.
I'm fine.
Don't be crazy, okay?
I could use the exercise.
I'll find...
Would one of you sit
in the goddamn chair?
Look at the two of you.
I mean, uh, "I could
use the exercise"?
That doesn't even
make any sense.
Sorry.
Well, congratulations.
In a room full of weak men,
you stand alone as the weakest.
Here, sit in my chair.
Come on, sit.
Tell me something-
are you a loser?
I asked you a question-
are... you... a... loser?
Um... yes?
No.
You see, a loser is someone
who tries but fails,
who shoots but misses.
But I got a suspicion
that you don't take
any shots.
Show of hands.
How many of you retards
own a self-help book?
Well, that's your first problem.
You can't help yourself
because yourself sucks.
If you're helping yourself,
that means you're being helped
by a complete a**hole.
So ignore yourself.
Do what I say instead.
Short sleeves,
what was the first thing
you did when you were born?
I- I don't know.
Anybody?
for what you wanted.
And what did you want?
Okay.
The tit.
You wanted a tit,
and you got the tit.
Trouble is, I don't see anyone
in this room who's willing
to scream for anything anymore.
I want the tit!
Well, see? That's better.
That's what I'm talking about.
I like this guy.
Yeah, he seems kind of sweet.
Excuse me, um, s-sir?
Dr. P.
What exactly does
this class teach?
What?
Well, my friend
seemed to imply
that this was more of
a confidence-building...
This is not a goddamn
Tony Robbins seminar.
If you're looking
for Chicken Soup for the Soul,
just get the f***
out of here.
Um, I'm sorry.
Never be sorry.
Oh. I'm sorry.
I mean...
I mean, um...
Never mind.
I have a question.
Uh, my wife says I'm a pushover,
but what if deep down inside
I'm really just a nice guy?
F*** nice.
That's a bunch of dog sh*t.
That's it for today.
I'm sick of looking
at your faces.
Excuse me, um,
five minutes and 25...
Wait, please. That...
contains very important mat...
Goodness.
d d
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Be a good boy.
All right, I'll be
back in a little bit.
Great. Bye.
Geez, you scared me, Roger.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing,
just hanging out in here?
No, I'm... I was
throwing some stuff out.
I heard someone
coming and...
Penguins, huh? Hmm.
I always saw you more as
a flannel pj's kind of guy.
I have those, too.
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