School for Scoundrels Page #3
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How do you do?
How do you do?
You two chaps finished
dinner already?
We haven't even started.
We can't get a table.
Oh, fiddle-dl-diddle.
Skinner, my guests.
Certainly, sir.
Now, tell me,
you lovely creature...
oh, Palfrey, look after skinner,
this chap.
Thank you, Mr. Delauney.
N. Oh! I'm so sorry,
I beg your pardo
sir.
Oh, later, later.
We'll order the wine first.
I always feel that the food
should be chosen
to suit the wine rather than
the other way, don't you?
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
Erm... number 93 looks...
that little vineyard
in the Loire Valley,
across the river from Pouilly.
Carcajanette?
That's it.
The '49, of course
only if all the 47's gone.
Very good, sir.
Merci.
Number 93 looked
pretty good to me.
Really?
Carcajanette isn't expensive,
especially if it's allowed
to breathe for a while,
unless, of course, the grapes
have had too much of the
Dordogne wind in which case
they have a tendency to sulk.
I think you'll like it
I'm sure I will.
And now for the fodder.
Monsieur.
Monsieur.
Ah, splendid.
Shall I order for all of us?
Oh, yes, please do.
Thank you, but I'd like
to see what there is.
Waiter!
What is "tortue nicoise"?
Fried turtle.
The brain of the calf.
The liver of the chicken.
The legs of the frog.
The hoof of the mountain goat
in jelly.
Tomatoes.
Perhaps you had better
order for all of us.
Thank you.
Waiter.
Tell the chef Mr. Delauney
would like to see him.
Oui, monsieur.
hide the excruciating pain
and played the next three sets
on strategy,
determination, and one leg.
How wonderful.
Isn't that wonderful, Henry?
Mm, wonderful.
I play a fair game of tennis
myself, you know.
Oh, do you...?
Oh, yes, I remember once...
yes, he does.
Very fair game.
As a matter of fact,
you can see it for yourself.
Palfrey, why don't you
invite our little lady
to see you play
for the club on Saturday?
Could I?
Erm...
well, the fact is they seem
to have decided...
Oh, yes, I did hear
something about that.
Hard cheese, old boy.
They say Walter has
improved enormously.
Still, there's no reason
why our little lady
shouldn't see you play.
Why don't you and I have a go?
I'm not playing for the club
either... the old leg, you know.
Well, if your leg's still
troubling you...
right for a friendly game.
We mustn't let a minor thing
like that deprive April
the pleasure of seeing
you play, must we?
Just don't tell Sir Humphrey.
My doctor.
Three o'clock?
And you must both
consider yourselves
to be my guests afterwards.
Your guests?
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