School Dance Page #3

$2,000 and a major label record deal.

Their lives changed forever.

And they're coming back

this year to judge

and give another act

a ticket out of the hood.

Oh, sh*t, y'all.

We're late! We better

get to class.

Nigga, we're The Rangers.

We're not worried about

being late to class.

Yeah, we run this school.

This school don't run us,

extra meat.

Yeah, nigga.

Quit tripping.

I'm with the big dogs

running this school.

This school don't run us.

Ain't that right, dude?

Langston?

Tardy, tardy, tardy!

Get your Hot Pocket-sized

ass to my office!

In here, sir.

Little-ass homie,

in here.

Ain't that a rip?

Damn. That's what's

wrong with you kids.

Your mind is filled

with all that bullshit.

I'm sick of it.

If I was your daddy,

I'd be the one who

tore your ass up.

I wouldn't play here.

I wouldn't put up with none of it.

That's right.

I'm trying to...

Ooh!

Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.

Look at that, that, that, that...

Stop looking at my girl.

I'm gonna tell you one time and

I ain't gonna tell you no more.

Keep your eyes and

your mind off my b*tch.

I mean, my faculty.

I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Johnson.

She hears every damn

thing. Everything!

Yeah, she is a b*tch sometimes.

I needs to talk to you.

About that little butt-naked

dance you just did

out there on the quad

just a minute ago.

Well...

I'm not circumcised either.

And I'm sixty-some years old,

still ain't circumcised.

Join the club!

You've got a turtle-neck

little dick, too.

You got a German Shepherd dick.

I got a German Shepherd dick.

You got a Sean John leather on your dick.

That's what you got.

That's right. Levi leather.

I know it. When your little dick

gets a little blanket lint on it,

and cookie crumbs,

stuff like that,

it's hard to blow out.

I know what you're talking about

'cause I deal with it

all the time.

You ain't even

gotta use a condom.

Just twist the tip up

like a balloon.

That little ball will pop up.

More pleasure!

Principal Rogers.

What?

Is there any reason that

you have me in your office?

Yes, there's a reason

why I got you in here.

I wanted to ask you something.

You having a problem out

with 'em Ranger boys?

The Rangers?

No, they're my friends.

That's what I'm talking about.

See that! See that!

I'm sitting here trying to defend

you and you're running with 'em!

I'm gonna tell you

something, Jebediah,

you're trying to start

some sh*t around here.

The Rangers, now, all of

a sudden, is your friends.

Ain't that a b*tch.

You run around here fooling

with the Mexican kids.

They're gonna f*** one of

y'all up, up around here.

Somebody's gonna bend you, spin you

and go up in you. This is my school.

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