School Dance

Synopsis: High schooler Jason has found his dream girl-the gorgeous Anastacia. There's just one problem: she doesn't know he exists. If he can win a spot on the school's hottest dance crew, Jason might have a shot. But before he does, he'll have to overcome his battle-ax of a mother, survive Anastacia's gangsta brother, and pass the crew's initiation.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Music
Director(s): Nick Cannon
Production: Film Arcade
85 min

You wanna carry

these balls then, bitch?

Yeah, put the balls

in your book bag, bitch.

Told the bitch

to carry my balls.

Say what?

I said,

"Carry my balls, bitch."

Come again, say what?

Let's ride out.

I know. That's right.

Then there's the Ese's.

The real gangsters.

Legend has it

if you look one of them

in the eye, you could die.

Where we come from,

blacks and Mexicans

have never gotten along.

It's the ghetto civil war

that defies logic.

It's like vegetarians beefing with vegans.

It's the same shit.

See what I did there?

And the most notorious badass

Ese of them all is Big Junior.

A while ago he got sent to prison

for burning down a school dance

'cause he thought some blind guy

was looking at his little sister.

Who just so happens to be

the girl of my dreams.

Anastacia Moreno.

I've been in love with her since we shared

a nap-time towel in the first grade.

I was so nervous,

I pissed on myself,

all over the towel,

all over her.

I sure enough did.

She hasn't looked my way since.

It's probably because we're from

two totally different worlds.

I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.

A part of the hottest

female clique

that my school has ever birthed.

Let's take a moment to enjoy.

Man, look at her.

She's the most beautiful

girl I've ever seen.

Wait a minute.

Is she looking at me?

Jason B.B. Jackson.

Oh, this is my shot.

This is my moment.

Seize the opportunity.

Go get 'em, buckaroo.

Oh, yeah, I forgot to introduce

you to the Prairie Puff Man.

The tobacco industry's

propaganda pitchman

that's been killing

kids for years.

I wasn't always super cool.

Till I discovered these.

My mother smokes eight packs

of these death-doobies a day.

And since she's a single parent,

he's the only man I've

ever seen in my house.

Prairie Puff Man is

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Nick Cannon

Nicholas Scott Cannon (born October 8, 1980) is an American rapper, actor, comedian, director, screenwriter, film producer, entrepreneur, record producer, and radio and television personality. On television, Cannon began as a teenager on All That before going on to host The Nick Cannon Show, Wild 'N Out, and America's Got Talent. He acted in the films Drumline, Love Don't Cost a Thing, and Roll Bounce. As a rapper he released his debut self-titled album in 2003 with the hit single "Gigolo", a collaboration with singer R. Kelly. In 2007 he played the role of the fictional footballer TJ Harper in the film Goal II: Living the Dream. In 2006, Cannon recorded the singles "Dime Piece" and "My Wife" for the planned album Stages, which was never released. Cannon married American R&B/pop singer Mariah Carey in 2008. Carey filed for divorce in December 2014, after six years of marriage. The divorce was finalized in 2016. more…

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