School Dance Page #2

like my guardian angel.

Don't cheat.

My role model.

Go get 'em, buckaroo.

My nigga, what the f***, bro?

What's that?

Worst moment in the

history of f***ed-up-ness.

Ay! He's so little.

It looks like a dick

but smaller.

That is gross.

Little dude

ain't even circumcised!

What was that, bro?

Why you even looking at this nigga's dick?

This nigga's dick

look like Franklyn.

Hey, bro, pull your pants up.

He's still sitting there

with his pants down.

Hey! Wait up!

Attention! It's 7:45.

Will the student who

lost their prosthetic leg

please hop your ass down here to

the guidance counselor's office.

Hey, guys! Hey, guys!

Wait up.

Yo, how can I be a Ranger?

I know everything about y'all.

I got all your mix-tapes.

I know all your dance moves.

I was even thinking of

getting a Ranger tattoo.

Yo, this nigga is a stalker.

I'll do whatever

it takes, I swear.

Okay, little

piggy-in-the-blanket dick.

You really want

that Ranger life?

Day Day, whip it out.

Memorize it.

Now, if you want to pledge

to be in the illest clique,

you got to get the drawers

off one of the illest chicks.

That's right. Panties.

When you come back with a fresh pair

of Sweet Gyrl panties, you're in.

Uh, can't it be like

a sock or something?

Panties!

Like these.

These are Keisha's

from last night.

She just gave you those?

For sure.

All right,

now here come them sugar drawers.

Take your pick, little dude!

Yo, yo, yo,

snap out of it, Un-Circky!

This Ranger sh*t is real.

South Central wasn't

built in no day.

So can you pull it off or what?

Uh, when am I supposed

to have this done?

Tonight.

- Tonight?

- Tonight.

But you just said South

Central wasn't built in a day.

Uh, I don't know what that sh*t means.

I just be saying sh*t.

Y'all expect me to have sex

with one of the most untouchable

girls in our school tonight?

Yeah.

That's not even

humanly possible.

Yeah, it is.

Tonight is the "Unity in the Community"

school dance, fool.

And it's a lock-in.

And you know what happens

at the lock-in, boy.

Okay, for those of you that

don't know

what a lock-in is,

let me explain.

In an attempt to give

all races and classes of students

a safe party environment,

and keep them away

from gang violence,

we have an all-night

campus party

that culminates in a sleep over,

in the gym.

Nice, safe and wholesome, right?

Wrong.

Instead of the lock-in,

they need to call it the "get it in."

Because that's all that's

happening all night long.

Everybody sneaks off somewhere to

get their freak in...

...drink in, smoke in,

and frolic in.

But the main attraction is the

Power 106 concert and talent show.

Last year The New Boyz took home

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