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and then they changed their mind.

Turned out they wanted

somebody else after all,

a Jean somebody, a Jean, uh, Norwood?

Oh.

Do you know her?

No-- no, no.

Probably just a crank or something.

Had a rather funny, nervous little voice.

I feel quite sorry

for those sort of people, really.

Anyway, thanks a lot, Ron, goodnight.

See you tomorrow then?

No, something else has been planned for me.

(people laughing and talking)

(man) Everybody gather

'round, gather 'round.

Cheese, cheese, cheese--

(laughter)

(people continue laughing and talking)

All right, get in.

See you at the reception.

Bye.

(laughter)

(all saying goodbye)

(cork pops)

(people talking, music playing)

You look lovely, darling.

Doesn't she look lovely, Richard?

I think you're a great credit.

Aye, about as pretty as you.

It's all right, Alan.

She won't run away.

What?

Oh blimey, if I'd known you

were gonna be so attentive

I'd never have introduced you.

I'd have kept you all to myself.

All right, love, here's your glasses.

I think Sam needs rescuing.

Rubbish, getting on

very well with your mum.

You wait 'til she sees Mother's surprise.

(man) Careful, careful!

You want it on the trolley,

not on the floor.

Are you from the agency?

Well, youre half an hour late.

This is absolutely unforgivable.

We've got three receptions today.

Oh well, take your coat off

and make a start on these dishes.

Mary, I'd like those canaps now,

not in ten minutes, if you don't mind.

Get some more crab sandwiches, Sonya.

Come along, Linda,

the gentleman over there needs attention.

Would you like something, sir?

I wouldn't ask him

that question if I were you.

You've been talking to my beloved.

He doesn't need to, dear, he's got eyes.

Come on, don't start an argument.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Mmm--

Mind you, the family's been in carpets

for three generations.

Oh, thank you.

'Course he went to London

and of course I helped him start.

He wanted to--

Richard, I'm sure Bob and Sally

already know the family history.

Really, I do think we should get--

Oh, just the man I want to see.

(phone ringing)

(man) Hello? Hello?

Who would you like to speak to?

Speaking.

(continues in foreign language)

Who gave you permission to move that?

You didn't seriously imagine

you were going to walk

into a banqueting suite

dressed like that, did you?

I don't know what the agency's coming to--

Mary, would you open the door, please?

(men whispering in foreign language)

Could this be for you?

Come along now, everybody,

gather 'round, gather 'round,

they're going to have the cake.

This is your day.

Oh, no--

Is the photographer there?

Has anybody seen the photographer?

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