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Synopsis: Scary Movie is a 2000 American horror comedy film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The film is a parody of the horror, slasher, and mystery film genres. Several mid- and late-'90s films and TV shows are spoofed, and the script is primarily based on the '90s hit horror films Scream (1996) and I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Genre: Comedy
Production: Dimension Films
  7 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
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Year:
2000
88 min
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CINDY:

So?

BRANDY:

With a backup dancer! That's lower than

a security guard! At least security can

get you backstage.

CINDY:

I think Buffy is sweet.

BRANDY:

She's as fake as press on nails.

They greet Buffy.

BRANDY (CONT'D)

Hey girl, what's up?

Brandy and Buffy kiss as though they were best friends.

BRANDY (CONT'D)

Hey, lookin' good, love your hair!

BUFFY:

Thanks, just got it done.

Cindy waves goodbye to Buffy's dad as he drives off.

CINDY:

Bye Mr. Gilmore!

BUFFY:

(not looking back)

Is he gone?

CINDY:

Yes.

Buffy rips off her clothes, revealing a sexy outfit

underneath. She lets her hair down and with a shake of her

head, a new do, worthy of a sex kitten.

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' FRONT WALKWAY ' DAY

The girls walk together towards campus.

Brandy passes her a makeup pack. Buffy applies her makeup.

Cindy passes her the

lipstick. Two strokes and the transformation from Daddy's

baby to every high school

guy's wet dream is complete.

BUFFY:

I love this color!

CINDY:

Let me see that.

Cindy checks the label.

CINDY (CONT'D)

You guys shouldn't use this brand.

BRANDY:

Why not?

CINDY:

Because they test their make-up on

animals.

BRANDY:

So?

CINDY:

Have you seen what they do to those

poor animals?

Cindy shows them a flyer that reads "Stop Animal Testing".

A picture of a monkey in full make-up.

BUFFY:

(taking back the lipstick)

Well, I'm more of a people person.

BUFFY (CONT'D)

I'd rather help my fellow man than some

animal.

A homeless man approaches.

HOMELESS MAN:

Spare a dollar?

BUFFY:

Get away from me you bum!

CINDY:

Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?

Cindy gives the man a sandwich from her lunch bag.

CINDY:

Here you go. A nice sandwich.

The girls walk away. Suddenly, Cindy is hit in the back of

the head by the sandwich.

HOMELESS MAN:

(V.O.)

I said a dollar b*tch!

The girls attention is distracted by a commotion on campus.

BUFFY:

God, look at this place, it's a circus!

EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' FRONT ' DAY

NEW ANGLE ' HOARDS OF MEDIA

In the midst of the chaos, we pan around to see various

reporters attempting to report the

story. Close on young attractive overly ambitious woman,

GAIL HAILSTORM,

syndicated talk show host and author.

Gail is giving an update on camera. Behind her an obnoxious

KID is mugging for the

camera.

GAIL:

Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of

the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A

small college town is in shock after

the unthinkable has happened.

KID in background is hamming it up.

GAIL (CONT'D)

A brutal killing spree that left one

teen dead.

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Shawn Wayans

Shawn Mathis Wayans (born January 19, 1971) is an American actor, DJ, producer, writer and comedian who starred in In Living Color, The Wayans Bros., and White Chicks. He is the brother of Keenen Ivory, Damon Sr., Marlon, Kim, Elvira, and Nadia Wayans. more…

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