Scary Movie Page #4
CINDY:
So?
BRANDY:
With a backup dancer! That's lower than
a security guard! At least security can
get you backstage.
CINDY:
BRANDY:
She's as fake as press on nails.
They greet Buffy.
BRANDY (CONT'D)
Hey girl, what's up?
Brandy and Buffy kiss as though they were best friends.
BRANDY (CONT'D)
Hey, lookin' good, love your hair!
BUFFY:
Thanks, just got it done.
Cindy waves goodbye to Buffy's dad as he drives off.
CINDY:
Bye Mr. Gilmore!
BUFFY:
(not looking back)
Is he gone?
CINDY:
Yes.
Buffy rips off her clothes, revealing a sexy outfit
underneath. She lets her hair down and with a shake of her
head, a new do, worthy of a sex kitten.
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' FRONT WALKWAY ' DAY
The girls walk together towards campus.
Brandy passes her a makeup pack. Buffy applies her makeup.
Cindy passes her the
lipstick. Two strokes and the transformation from Daddy's
baby to every high school
guy's wet dream is complete.
BUFFY:
I love this color!
CINDY:
Let me see that.
Cindy checks the label.
CINDY (CONT'D)
You guys shouldn't use this brand.
BRANDY:
Why not?
CINDY:
Because they test their make-up on
animals.
BRANDY:
So?
CINDY:
Have you seen what they do to those
poor animals?
Cindy shows them a flyer that reads "Stop Animal Testing".
A picture of a monkey in full make-up.
BUFFY:
(taking back the lipstick)
Well, I'm more of a people person.
BUFFY (CONT'D)
I'd rather help my fellow man than some
animal.
A homeless man approaches.
HOMELESS MAN:
Spare a dollar?
BUFFY:
Get away from me you bum!
CINDY:
Buffy!? Can't you see that he's just hungry?
Cindy gives the man a sandwich from her lunch bag.
CINDY:
Here you go. A nice sandwich.
The girls walk away. Suddenly, Cindy is hit in the back of
the head by the sandwich.
HOMELESS MAN:
(V.O.)
I said a dollar b*tch!
The girls attention is distracted by a commotion on campus.
BUFFY:
God, look at this place, it's a circus!
EXT. HIGH SCHOOL ' FRONT ' DAY
In the midst of the chaos, we pan around to see various
reporters attempting to report the
story. Close on young attractive overly ambitious woman,
GAIL HAILSTORM,
syndicated talk show host and author.
Gail is giving an update on camera. Behind her an obnoxious
KID is mugging for the
camera.
GAIL:
Hello, I'm Gail Hailstorm, author of
the book "You're Dead, I'm Rich". A
small college town is in shock after
the unthinkable has happened.
KID in background is hamming it up.
GAIL (CONT'D)
A brutal killing spree that left one
teen dead.
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