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Synopsis: Scary Movie is a 2000 American horror comedy film directed by Keenen Ivory Wayans. The film is a parody of the horror, slasher, and mystery film genres. Several mid- and late-'90s films and TV shows are spoofed, and the script is primarily based on the '90s hit horror films Scream (1996) and I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
Genre: Comedy
Production: Dimension Films
  7 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.2
Metacritic:
48
Rotten Tomatoes:
53%
R
Year:
2000
88 min
Website
22,844 Views


The chase continues. The Killer grabs her skirt. She slips

out of it.

Drew, in full sprint, in only a bra and panties, her hair

short and wild. The sprinklers

come on spraying her with water.

SLOW MOTION DREW RUNS THROUGH THE WATER.

Drew looks seductively at the camera as she shakes the water

from her hair, continuing to

seduce the lens as she caresses her breasts and runs her

fingers through her hair.

Back to normal, the Killer closes in. He grabs her around

the neck, raises his knife,

plunges it into her chest.

A LOUD POPPING SOUND.

CLOSE ON KNIFE AS IT PULLS BACK. ON THE END OF IT, A

LEAKING:

BREAST IMPLANT.

Drew, wounded, continues to run with one deflated breast,

the other normal.

Drew sees headlights in the distance. She runs towards the

car.

The killer wipes the implant off his knife and gives chase.

Drew standing on the road waving her arms at an oncoming

car.

DREW:

Daddy, mommy, help! Help me!

EXT. DREW'S HOUSE/ROAD ' NIGHT (CAR)

DAD is driving, obviously not paying attention to the road,

slams into Drew, sending her

flying.

MOM pops up from DAD'S lap.

MOM:

Did you hear something?

DAD:

Nah, I didn't hear nothing.

He pushes her head back down into his lap.

Drew, lying on the road semi-conscious, the Killer standing

over her.

The Killer kneels and straddles her.

CLOSE ON THE KNIFE. IT STRIKES THE FATAL BLOW.

INT. CINDY'S ROOM ' NIGHT

Cindy typing on her computer, a noise outside her window.

Cindy looks at her window.

Theme music from Dawson's Creek plays as a MALE CAST MEMBER

climbs through

the window.

Cast member realizing he's in the wrong place.

DAWSON CAST MEMBER

Sorry, wrong set.

He leaves through the adjacent window.

Enter Bobby.

CINDY:

Bobby, what are you doing? My dad's in

the other room.

BOBBY:

It just occurred to me I never

climbed in your window before.

CINDY:

Well, now that you got it out of

your system'

SUDDENLY:

The bedroom door bursts open. The doorknob catches on the

open closet door jamming

it, holding it in place.

Cindy's dad looks through the partially opened door.

DAD:

What's going on in there?

CINDY:

Can you knock?

DAD:

I thought I heard screaming.

CINDY:

No, you didn't.

DAD:

Must have been those 'shrooms I

had earlier. Look, I gotta leave

town. A recent business venture went

bad, some money came up missing. I

gotta lay low for a while. If a

man named Tito calls, tell him to page

me. If they raid the place'

CINDY:

I never heard of you.

DAD:

And don't forget'

CINDY:

'to flush your stash.

DAD:

If you need some money, I left a

little something in the coffee can.

Be sure to cut it or somebody's gonna

O.D.

CINDY:

Have a good trip.

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Shawn Wayans

Shawn Mathis Wayans (born January 19, 1971) is an American actor, DJ, producer, writer and comedian who starred in In Living Color, The Wayans Bros., and White Chicks. He is the brother of Keenen Ivory, Damon Sr., Marlon, Kim, Elvira, and Nadia Wayans. more…

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