Scary Movie 5 Page #2
How many times
have I told you guys,
mall se curity is just as
important as real police.
It is !
Loitering and stealing
pennies from the fountain
are serious crimes that carry--
Mom says you're a loser anyway.
Well, Mom says you have
a fat ass.
Dad left be cause he hated you.
No, he left be cause
he hated you.
He wasn't even your
real dad anyway.
You know, I read your diary,
Miss "Boo hoo, my gym teacher
molested me."
- Dork.
- Dyke.
What?
Excuse me, I don't mean
to interrupt this family reunion,
but are you actually working
on this case, officer?
Primessuspekt.
Doughy Primessuspekt.
And, yes I am.
It te chnically, falls under
my jurisdiction be cause
"The Killer's" costume was stolen
from the Spencers at my mall,
that, and some whoopee
cushions and some fake dog sh*t.
Pardon me, "canine" sh*t,
I do.
A cool kid was gutted
last night.
Come on, it's probably some
harmless high s chool prank.
Look, this is lame.
Let's get out of here.
Hey, you guys, I got an idea !
Let's all make a pact
to lose our virginities
before graduation.
I'm in.
In unison:
We're not.
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah !
Little bastards.
I could just kill 'em.
Yeah, but you didn't,
did you?
I'm just kidding you.
No really--
You didn't kill them, did you?
So, you're one of those
network reporters, huh?
Actually cable.
But that's just as important.
Oh, it's more important.
see butts and boobies,
and you can say bullshit
and bastard.
So, do you actually have
any inside dirt?
As a matter of fact, I do.
Killer boots.
Thanks, I like yours too.
Thanks.
I guess I'll see you later.
I hope so.
- Oh, sorry.
- That's okay.
Come on, lard-ass !
I'm gonna keep
my eye on her.
She's got class.
Attention students:
The band fundraiser
will be held next Thursday
in the auditorium.
Lick'er in the front,
poker in the rear.
I didn't do it!
We didn't say you did it.
Boner, you couldn't get laid
at Lilith Fair...
much less kill somebody.
I could too.
Well, kill somebody I mean.
I could kill all of you.
But I wouldn't.
Oh.
That's what I'm saying.
I didn't do it.
Now Slab...
he's a killer.
Just look at those earlobes.
Way low.
Really?
H mmm. Skinny mirror.
That guy looks really familiar.
That's Spacey, Dawson.
He's banging the French teacher.
Really?
She's from France.
Paris, France.
Madame La Tourneau.
Yeah, he says
the sex is awesome.
Lucky dog.
Au revoir, Spacey.
Call me later.
Say bye-bye to Pa-pa.
Bye-bye.
- Hey, Martina.
- No, Boner.
Hey, Dawson, do you have
any lotion I can borrow?
It's for my rash.
I've got to go to class.
Okay.
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