Scared Shrekless Page #3

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But we are equals.

Oh, man. Of course we are...

The noble donkey reassured

his clearly inferior sidekick.

I'm getting a little tired of this...

But before Puss could finish his thought,

he decided to take a

well-deserved tongue bath.

Wh... wh... wha... wha...

Well, as long as I am here.

But right then,

danger came from behind.

Da-dum, da-dum

Da-dum, da-dum

And Puss was never seen again.

Ha ha. The End.

No! That's not how the story goes.

I was well aware of

the approaching danger

and went for my steel.

Don't worry, little buddy.

I'm here to save you!

Ohh. You're killing me.

It was Prince Charming!

He was packing heat,

and he wanted revenge!

I want revenge!

He said. But before anyone

could do anything...

Ba-bam!

It was awful and it was terrible,

and it was really, really scary.

What? No! Go back!

Although the charming was fast,

I was swift enough to

repel the attack and leap to safety.

Which is exactly what

he wanted you to do.

Oh!

Charming laughed,

just like a crazed maniac.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Whoa-oa-oa!

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm sorry, but I would never

let that happen to me.

Instead, I... I... I woke up.

Yeah. That's right!

It was all a dream.

You mean a nightmare.

You know you're on the ceiling, right?

I will get you for this.

Oh! And then the lights went out.

It was horrible and sad

how Puss pleaded for mercy!

Mercy? Please!

Said Puss with his last dying breath.

But when the lights came back on,

it was the donkey who

was taking a shower!

Oh, my goodness!

Why would I do that?

Ha ha! And right behind you,

there was danger!

- Oh, man.

- You were paralyzed!

It was a donkey-eating waffle.

It was packing heat,

and it wanted revenge.

I want revenge!

The donkey ran.

But how far can you run

when you are on a plate

covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?

- No!

- And a sombrero.

- No!

- And a coconut brassiere!

And about to be eaten alive!

No, please! Please,

I'll switch to pancakes!

- Aah!

- Num, num, num!

And the donkey was never seen again.

Hoo hoo hah hah hah hah hah!

But what Puss didn't know

is that right behind him

was the one thing he feared

more than anything else.

- No. You wouldn't.

- I would.

- You didn't!

- I did!

No! Anything but that!

No!

The End.

I'm pretty sure that's cheating.

Ha. It worked, didn't it?

Hmm. Who's next in our little contest?

Oh. Has anyone seen the mice?

Are we there yet?

- Ha.

- Okay.

I think it's time for a story

that's actually scary.

Pff. Yeah, whatever.

Whoop. Pshh, pshh, pshh.

You had your chance. Now, then...

Something beyond comprehension

was happening to a little boy

on this street...

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