Saw 3D: The Final Chapter

- I think it's brilliant.

I mean,

all the years of watching horror films,

what can be better than to put it all to use?

I think I know the perfect way

to use Jack's banjo skills.

Dude, what? Can you smell it?

Can you smell it?

You're killing me.

- Dude.

- He's fucking coming over here, man.

- Dude.

- Trying to come over here?

Go back to India, bitch.

Bernard, I believe this is yours.

Thank you, come again.

- Sorry.

- Go back to your seat.

We have no hummus here for you.

Don't worry about it, man.

- Yo, my peoples, what's up?

- Hey, Kurtis.

Check it.

I just got my first commercial TV gig.

You're looking at the new face

of Yums shoes.

Video shoot over at their spot on Friday.

I want you guys to come check it out.

- That's great news.

- Hey, you never know.

Next time you guys see me,

I'll be at the Oscars

accepting my award for best actor.

Ravi, I remember you got that sweet camera

for your birthday.

Can I get you to, you know, shoot

some behind-the-scenes stuff for me?

- Help me out?

- Yeah, sure.

Nice. All right, so I'll see you guys there?

Cool. All right, y'all.

- I like Kurtis.

- Me, too.

- Make sure he doesn't make the party.

- Yeah.

He's not one of them.

- What's up, man?

- What's up?

What's up? Hey, look, I want you guys

to come out. I'm doing a video shoot.

Look.

Oh, my God.

I cannot wait until the party next week.

- What?

- You're fucking Tommy.

- Who told you that?

- It's in your cell phone, stupid.

"I can't wait to taste you again."

You bitch. Give me that.

- That is so shitty.

- Take it easy.

We've been besties since grade school.

Can't believe you didn't tell us.

He made me promise not to tell anybody,

and you can't either.

You know, we have to keep it quiet

since he's still dating Nadya.

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