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-He'll have a gin and tonic.|-Make that a gin and tonic.

Can you believe he hooked up|with the queen of all hotties?

They're just having a drink together.

It's not like they're|going steady or anything.

It's midnight.|You know what that means?

No. What?

It's our six-week anniversary.

-Did you get me anything?|-No.

That's okay. That's okay.

No big deal. But...

...I...

...got you a little something.

Thanks. That's really nice.

You know, I've been thinking.

We've been together for a while now...

...and it seems like|maybe it's time...

...we get a little more intimate.

Are you saying you want to have sex?

Yeah, I am.

I don't believe in premarital sex.|I'd rather not cheapen what we have.

Of course. Of course not.|Me neither.

-So it's best to wait.|-You're right.

I think-- I mean, you're--|It's best.

But...

...that doesn't mean that we can't...

...pleasure each other in other ways.

I got you.

Oh, I got you.

That was really great.

Thanks.

That got me pretty excited.

That's nice.

I mean, I wouldn't mind if someone|did that to me.

Oh, I get it.|You want me to go down on you.

I would love to, but I can't.

I have very, very sensitive gums.

You have gums--|It's a medical condition.

I wouldn't want to cause you|any pain, baby. No.

You're so sweet.

You know, there are other ways to give|me pleasure without using your mouth.

Oh, God, I am so inconsiderate.|I'm sorry.

No, that's fine. That's fine.

Have fun.

-Watch your head.|-This place is a dump.

I really don't want to do this.

It'll be great. It's our Sunday ritual|and I want you to be part of it.

I want you to get to know these guys.|You'll love them, honey.

-Yeah, buddy. What's up, dude?|-What's up, J.D.?

Judy, awesome to meet you.

Judith.

Judith. And a beer bong for the lady?

-No.|-Totally cool.

No peer pressure.

Judith rules. Sorry. Come on in.

Check it out. Chewie.

You want a drink?

-Scotch on the rocks.|-You want ice?

I'll help you with that.

Hey, Judith.|Can I give you the grand tour?

Let's start right here|in the "Hall o' Neil."

This is Neil, '74. Check this out.

This is a set list|from the Millennium Concert. Look:

Signed by Neil. Got that on eBay.

Looks like a Xerox.

No. This cost a lot of money.|Check this out.

-I think you got taken.|-Ready?

This shirt...

...was worn by Neil...

...in concert.

Check it out. We snuck backstage...

...and totally stole it from him|while he was taking a whiz.

In my profession, we call|your obsession with Neil...

...a delusional projection fantasy.

Yeah, sure. But he's America's|greatest songwriter and he's our hero.

And he's playing the Forum|in two weeks.

Of course, we can't go because|of the whole restraining order thing.

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