Saving Private Tootsie Page #4

Panglong, there're people laying

an ambush and shooting.

Thais, they must have betrayed us.

Yes, they're fooling us

into talking them back...

...and now those f***ers

are hitting us from behind!

Tell our new set of comrades that...

...we're going to hunt

those renegades. Go!

He is just like me...

...but it just so happens

he is pretty. I am not pretty.

Damn me!

What a pity that

I was not born pretty!

Captain, take a look at

500 maters ahead, there is a battle.

Take a circuitous route on

the east side and back on the way.

Why the circuitous route?

We're dying just by

walking straight!

We might encounter the Karen.

Aren't they behind?

Those are the Shan.

Then why don't we go West.

We might encounter the Wa.

Why the hell are there so many

terrorist tribes!

Can't they just be friends!

Shut up! Your gay

tribe plays with the a**hole!

I don't belong to those gay tribes

that you're referring to.

Yeah, you're the millennium type,

you're the noble lady.

You're the type with no alliance

at all, in middle of nowhere!

What happened?

No clue!

Bug off!

Could we please stop?

Could we please stop?

Hello, everyone,

could we please stop for a little.

Many of us can't walk any longer.

I can't go on. Oh, no, I am fainting!

Oh! I am fainting.

It hurts badly.

Captain, my leg is hurt.

Sergeant Rueng. I can't go on.

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!

OK, let's rest for 10 minutes.

Hey bro! Before we come...

...Sergeant Rueng beat the sh*t

out of couples like you.

Captain, 5 minutes should be enough.

We've to take it

to the helicopter on time.

Why?

I just gave a 10 minute order.

What is going on with you?

Those people need rest.

Comrades, go check

the road 200 maters ahead of us.

Being a straight man is fine...

why the f***...

If we can't make it to

the helicopter...

...you'll have to be a fairy ghost

guardian in this forest. FAG!

What happened?

I don't know English...

I need a rest when I am tired.

What the f***...

...does it have to do wit being gay?

Their duty

is to lead us back safely.

They must be stressed.

Whatever!

They're probably stressed about us

being flamers.

Queers are foxy with great stuff.

Try our cute hot stuff...

...and you would feel as if you were

in heaven. Try us...

Zip it! I'm nervous.

We'll leave you here alone

if you don't.

OK, if you're going to dump me

for joking around, go ahead.

I'm tired because I'm tired,

not because I'm gay.

I'm also tired because of my human

constitution and why the hell...

...does Sem have to specifically

be exhausted today!

Bah! I know I am old.

But bear in mind that one day

you will be old as well.

How's that? They blame us queer.

It is wrong to be tired

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