Saving Private Tootsie

Synopsis: Inspired by a real-life event in December 1998, this action-packed comedy follows a group of Katoeys (ladyboys) caught in a border dispute after their plane crashes. A group of six straight soldiers reluctantly takes on a mission to save them- but first they must attempt to cast aside their personal prejudices in order to tackle the task.
Genre: Action, Comedy

the Ministry of Foreign Affairs... help in this rescue operation.

Accordingly, there is nothing

we can do...

...but they are Thais

and we must help them.

OK, let's do it, I would like to ask

if you would bring them back.

Yes, sir.

Then take four to five soldiers

with you.

You must enter the military school.

I have a friend who could get you in.

If you do that,

I would give you anything.

You would be restored.

Fine, give me a husband.

Where the hell do you think

you are running to?

Come back!

I want you to study,

so you won't be gay.

OK, that is enough.

You could have killed him!

He is your son no matter what.

This fucking gay virus.

It must be cured by these feet.

Hey, Tis, how is your wife?

Why are you asking?

Bah, I care about your wife!

Comrades, your duty is to bring

the Thai survivors back home.

You must risk your life for this.

If you do not want

to volunteer, step back!


Look at those things! Look at those!

What is this?

It must be possessed.

Hey, dance well, dance nicely.

Being gay, you must dance beautifully

...or I will shoot the hell out of

your guts. Dance! Dance!

Dance well

and will give you some tips.

Don't itch! Don't itch!

End of round.

Line up for the next round.

First come first served.

Don't snatch.

Look out!

Line up properly!

All of you will get to dance

and watch, don't snatch!

Hey, look, don't snatch,

you will all get a turn!

The hot sister with the red shirt

comes directly from Thailand.

The sister in pink has big boobs.

The sister in the blue is pretty coy

I've to spread my ass dancing till

the sunrise for sure.

Fine! It's better than being tied up.

Hell! Whatever!

Maybe I can have

the foreign beef as a treat!

Chicha, don't ask for too much

beef as they might be horny...

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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