Saving Private Tootsie

Synopsis: Inspired by a real-life event in December 1998, this action-packed comedy follows a group of Katoeys (ladyboys) caught in a border dispute after their plane crashes. A group of six straight soldiers reluctantly takes on a mission to save them- but first they must attempt to cast aside their personal prejudices in order to tackle the task.
Genre: Action, Comedy

I am a woman and you are daisy.

Sure, your kind is what's called

"transformation genes"...

...isn't it ballsy? With the body of

XX genes and the guts of XY genes, have. Why don't you stuff

the ovary inside?

With that you can become

a complete female. Chicha.

That this enough!

Don't you realize that

we're in deep shit. Stop bitching!

Well, look at the way

this fruitcake talks to me.

Somying, why don't you be a dear

and go talk to those guys?

Let's take those fags

back to the village.

Maybe we can trade them for some

weapons from the thais.

Don't do it! They would be a burden

and why the hell would...

...the Thai Government trade

valuable weapons for these weirdos.

Just let them die in the forest.

Hello, hello,

Hello, excuse me.

Excuse me. Where we are...

Bitch, we can speak Thai.

Thank goodness you can speak Thai!

So you must be Thai.

Where do live? Never mind,

Where are we?

Could you get us out of here?

If you did,

I would do anything you want.

Oh, right, you guys live

in the big forest, you must be Karen.

We support you guys.

What the hell!

We aren't Karen. We are Shan.

We support the Shan anyway.

We really support both.

Could you get us out of here?

You can just lead me back...

and I will send you the money later.

I promise that I would... Ekk!

Take them back to village.

The Shan soldiers propose that

the Thai Government pick up...

...the survivors at this point...

...then take them to the helicopter

and fly back to Thailand.

We've few options because they're

in the 'free to fire' area.

The chance of encountering

and fighting with the neighboring... is high because they might

think that we're trying to sneak...

...into their lands to communicate

with the Shan.

Because of this, we'd better ask

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