Santa's Slay

Synopsis: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
Director(s): David Steiman
Production: Media 8 Entertainment
78 min

Been in the possession of our family | for countless generations.

What does it say?

English, Gramp.

"In the history of man..."

I don't know why you're afraid | to use your Norse, Nicky.

If you don't practice it, you'll never | be able to speak it or read it.

"In the history of man, there have been | only two immaculate conceptions,

the first being God and the Virgin Mary | and the birth of their son, Jesus.

The second was Satan | with the Virgin Ericka

and the birth | of their son, Santa.

On the anniversary of his birth,

there were always a great number | of unexplained deaths and murders.

This day became known | as the Dag of Mord

or the Day of Slayings.

Eventually, Christianity spread | and when the Dag of Mord arrived,

the townspeople would have | a Mass of Christ or a Christ-Mass,

where they would pray | to their Lord for protection.

In the beginning | of the 11th century,

one of God's angels | took the form of a man."

Carolers... I don't want them | singing around here.

Mary. | Nicky, your friend, Mary.

Come in, come in, | come in, my dear.


I hope you like wolverine.

My dad shot it this morning,

you know, with his | Ammo for Animals club.

It's so fresh, you can | almost smell its breath.

Well, thank you.

I didn't realize | I hadrt eaten a thing

until just now.

I don't believe I've ever had | wolverine before.

Oh, well it looks delicious.

I just hope it's not wicked cold.

What are you doing here?

Just trying to spread | some holiday cheer.

- What's this? | - How about you just open it?

You got me a gun?

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, | but what, are you fucking retarded?

No, you jack-off.

It's more than meets the eye.

You said you always wanted one.

I'm as happy as a Make-a-Wish kid.

There are some people | who don't believe

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