Santa's Slay

Synopsis: Bill Goldberg plays the devil's son who lost a wager with an angel and was forced to spend 1000 years playing Santa, but now the wager of that time has run out, and good old Santa isn't so joyful anymore. He makes up for lost time and starts to kill people.
Director(s): David Steiman
Production: Media 8 Entertainment
78 min

Now what about that bunker?

Watch your noodle there.


Grandpa, I-I...

Any desire to explain?

I mean, sometimes I think | I'm the only person in this town

that doesn't believe | you're completely nuts and...

uh, frankly,

my belief is dwindling.

Let them think | whatever they want to.

This is about survival. | I know what they say.

I've been hearing it | most of my life,

but I'd rather be crazy and alive | than ignorant and dead.

No, Santa

A big surprise for you...

What up, Santa bitch?

How much Christmas cheer | you got in the pot?

Don't cry, baby, | Santa's back in town

Get the presents, | candy canes, too

Rudolph is here, | he's coming for you

Don't cry, baby, | don't cry

You were bad | all year long

Now there's nothir... | nothir you can do

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grandpa, I used to think it was because | you were grumpy and a little senile,

but Mrs. Talbot said | you've always hated Christmas.

The heck with that old hag!

I don't see any reason | to commercialize Santa.

Besides, he hasn't always been | that loveable poster boy for Coca-Cola.



Why? What for?

Oh God!

- You didn't. | - I said I was sorry.

Grandpa, I want the truth | about Christmas.

And no, I'm not asking you to tell me | that Santa Claus isn't real.

I'm a little too old | for that discussion.

I'd just be a little careful | of what I ask Santa for this year.

What, are we Jewish | or something?


Come on, follow me.

You're full of surprises tonight.


For a lifetime of service?

Grandpa, I had no idea | you were in the military.

I wasrt.

What the hell's that? | The Necronomicon?

If it's the truth you want,

then it's the scary truth | you're gonna have. Sit down.

This is the Book of Claus.

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