Santa's Slay Page #4

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in the spirit of Christmas, | oh, no they don't.

There are some people who don't | believe Christmas should exist at all,

that it's become too commercial, | yes, they do.

There are some people | who don't believe

in the spirit of Christmas giving, | no, no they don't.

And there are even some people

who think that charity

is for the lazy.

Oh, my friends, | charity is not for the lazy.

Charity is for the needy.

Dig deep into your hearts | and deep into your pockets.

Give them your money | and don't give them coins.

I see a lot of coins | in that plate.

Give them bills. | Give the needy bills.

Show them that you | have the true spirit of Christmas

in your hearts, | and that you're ready to show it.

Let us pray.

It depends on how much | I get done.

I'm still at work, okay? | Yeah, hold on, hold on.

Yeah. Oh, no, no, of course | I know what day it is tomorrow.

Yes. Well, choir ran | a little late.

Okay, fine. | Love you, honey. Bye.

So, how's it tonight, Tim.

You'll get plenty | of attention tonight. Really dead.

Christmas Eve.

Well, a little something | for your stocking.

You werert even here, Pastor.

Oh yeah, baby, yeah!

- Hey. | - Nice tits.

Whoa.

I wanna see that man, | Santa Claus

I said it's Christmas time

I wanna see that man, | Santa Claus...

Whoa!

Where do you think | you're going, fat boy?

I thought I'd stuff | some stockings.

I don't think so.

To P*ssy Town

Slide down slow

Beneath your belly | I go...

Look what just slid down the chimney. | Merry Christmas.

So anyway, I was talking | about the gift that keeps on giving.

That's what Christmas | is all about.

To P*ssy Town...

Ho, ho, hos.

Santa Claus got | them loaded on his sleigh

When he's out for the night | don't get in his way

Don't even try | to shut him down

He's on his way | to Lovir Town

Checking out the ladies, | head and toes

Looking to find | every girl and boy

So where's he hanging out?

Time to go.

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Santa Claus, | yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Santa Claus, | yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Santa Claus, Santa Claus

Santa Claus, | yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

You guys, get back.

Naughty.

We're having quite a night here | at the 43rd annual Christmas Eve

Smash 'Em and Crash 'Em Derby.

Now that was the number five car | going out there.

That's Jacoby. He's done | for the night, I think.

Well, if I don't get to bed | and get my beauty sleep,

I'll probably end up looking | like one of you.

- Good night, Grandpa. | - Merry Christmas.

Now, there's a big hit right there. | Jody Boyd has backed right into...

I'm sorry. I forgot.

It's fine.

You think he's bananas, | don't you?

No no, not bananas.

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