Samurai Cop Page #2

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- Yes. Yes, I would.

- Would you like to go out with me?

- Uh-huh. Yes, I would.

Would you like to f*** me?

- Bingo.

- Well then let's see what you've got.

- It doesn't interest me. Nothing there.

- Nothing there?

Just exactly, what would interest you?

Something the size of a jumbo jet?

- Have you been circumcised?

- Yeah, I have. Why?

Well, your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off.

- No. He was a good doctor.

- Good doctors make mistakes too.

- That's why they buy insurance.

- Hey, don't worry. I got enough.

- It's big.

- I want bigger.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I have uh...

- Have you been circumcised?

- Shut up.

Okay, Steve, I want you

to watch the room and watch it good.

You got three more officers coming to assist you.

And remember, no one goes in the room except for

doctors and nurses, got it?

- Okay, Joe.

- All right, let's go.

- Hi, Joe.

- Hi, Frank. How are you doing?

Watch the room from all sides.

The burned man is very important to us.

Okay, sir.

- Hey, hey, what are you doing?

- I have to change the trash, is that all right?

All right.

Oh, my God.

Call security!

I'm in corridor 2.

Hey, wait a minute, nurse.

Wait a minute.

Get up.

Good job.

No one's around.

Let's go.

Hey, wait a minute.

I want to talk to you.

Hey, wait a minute, stop.

Come on, come on, let's get going.

Move it.

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

Hey, wait a minute, doctor.

I'd like to talk to you.

Can I see some ID?

- Captain, what did I do wrong?

- Everything you did was wrong.

You're the one that talked me into bringing this moron

from San Diego

to fight that Japanese Katana gang.

You know what the results are?

A man in our custody lost his head,

an officer lost his hand,

and there are three police officers

in the hospital right now.

God damn you guys.

All you've done is cause me

bloodshed and mayhem.

And me, misery in my future.

This man has been here one week and I almost lost my job.

If he's here one more week, I might well end up in jail

and die of a heart attack and I don't like that.

- SHey, I've been here one week.

- And just how long will it take you

to bring him to their knees?

One week? One month?

Next year?

At what cost and how many lives?

With all due respect sir, now I can get these guys.

All I'm asking for is more time.

But I don't have the time and I don't have the patience.

And I don't have much more credit in this department

to have bodies lying around me.

Fine. You don't want me here anymore?

All you got to do is ship me back to my place in San Diego.

You bet your ass I will.

You're on your way to San Diego and I'll write the order.

Hey, Joe.

Wait, just wait.

Look, captain, you know it, and they know it themselves.

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