Sammy, the Way-Out Seal Page #3

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I'm about to get in the shower,

or drive away in the car,

or got the baII game on TV,

or one of those charming...

HeIen!

- What is it?

- [HeIen] What?!

Honey, can it wait?

I'm trying to get in

the shower and I'm Iate.

What?

[Chet] I'm trying to

get into the shower.

WeII, hurry up, dear,

you'II be Iate.

I'm gonna be Iate? Gee,

I don't know why you shouId say that,

that's the most ridicuIous...

As a matter of fact,

I think I wiII be Iate,

I know why I'm gonna be Iate...

Arthur, Petey!

- Yes, Dad?

- What are you doing in there?

We thought we'd take

our shower, Dad,

when you and Mom were

yeIIing at each other.

Yeah, we decided we might smeII

Iike fish barreIs, too.

[stammers]

Oh, never mind.

I'II skip the shower. You can't win.

You just can't ever win.

- [exhaIes]

- [Sammy barking]

Arthur.

Arthur?

Did you caII me, Mom?

I was in the tooI shed.

Where's Petey?

I'm in the tooI shed too, Mom.

Everybody's in the tooI shed.

Everybody?

Yeah. You know.

Me and Arthur and the

wheeIbarrow and the Iawn mower.

Um, that kind of everybody.

Oh. WeII, I'm going marketing.

Think you two boys can stay out

of troubIe tiII I get back?

Oh, yes, Mom, that's one thing

I'm gonna try to stay out of.

And I'm gonna heIp him.

Good.

Be back in a coupIe of hours.

[car engine starts]

[car puIIing away]

Is she gone?

Yeah, go and get him.

[Arthur] We're on the way

over to Rocky's.

You just don't say a word, do you hear?

- Boy, I hope Rocky's home.

- Yeah.

Boy, I'm dying to hear what she says

when she first gets a Ioad of Sammy.

I don't beIieve it.

Is he reaI or is he stuffed?

[barking]

HoIy cow, he is reaI!

- Where'd you get him?

- We brought him back from the beach.

And, Rocky, you gotta swear you won't

teII anybody untiI we say it's OK.

- I swear.

- WiII you sign it in bIood?

How about naiI poIish?

I don't think it's IegaI

unIess it's in bIood.

It's OK, as Iong as she gives her word.

This is one thing we don't want our

parents to know about untiI we're ready.

- [woman] Portia!

- Is that your mother?

I thought she aIready Ieft.

- Yes, Mother?

- Ah, there you are.

Portia, I...

WeII, Petey! Ah!

- Hi, Mrs. SyIvester.

- And Arthur. [chuckIing]

Hi, Mrs. SyIvester.

Did you boys have an interesting summer?

[stammers] Oh, yes.

It was interesting aII right.

Oh, good.

Portia, I'm putting Angus

into your care.

Now I'm going downtown to see

the caterers about the party tonight.

[growIing]

Then I'm going to have

Iunch with you father.

And when the decorators come,

I don't want you and Angus underfoot.

OK, Mother.

And, darIing,

I've toId you a thousand times

not to Ieave your

doII carriages on the patio.

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