Sabotage

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I'd prefer you to go

and stand by your apple stall.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I've been speaking to Mr. Verloc,

and since you're all regular patrons

and good friends,

he's going to let you

have your money back.

There'll be no money back, I tell you.

Go on, get off.

Please don't pay any attention to him.

I tell you, you're crazy. I had it all fixed.

- Will you mind your own business?

- Of all the obstinate people...

If you don't go away, I'll call the police.

(CROWD MURMURING)

Renee, start refunding the patrons

their money.

(PEOPLE GASPING)

JACK:
None of that.

You haven't been here before. Hop it.

Thank you for your trouble.

I'm sure you meant well.

Not at all. I like trouble.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

(MAN CHA TTERING ON SCREEN)

(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

RENEE:
How many?

WOMAN:
Two seats, please.

RENEE:
Two.

WOMAN:
Right.

RENEE:
Thank you.

- How many?

- MAN:
Two shillings, please.

Two shillings?

Right.

Take your change, please.

- How many?

- One.

- How many?

- None, thanks.

Vegetables is all ready for dishing up.

Please tell Mrs. Verloc, miss.

There you are, ma'am.

I've got to hurry home now

because me husband's having trouble

with his kidneys again,

and I can't leave him for long.

Your young brother's looking after them.

- What, the kidneys?

- No, the vegetables.

Oh, Stevie, have you done

all this by yourself?

Oh, come on, don't be so modest.

Well, we didn't have to pay them back

their money after all.

(MRS. VERLOC CHATTERING)

Always that woman, Mrs. Jones,

manages to make the cabbage brown.

I'm always telling her

you like things green.

I'll make you a salad.

Stevie, run next door

and get a nice big head of lettuce.

Long or round? I like long best.

Whichever's freshest.

Tell them to charge it.

We very nearly wouldn't have been able

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