S. Darko Page #2
- Uh, Virginia.
I'm from Boise. Idaho.
Watermelon Queen
for two years runnin'.
- But I don't like to brag.
- Oh, you still got it.
Oh, will you look at that
piece of filth out there?
- He's probably just hungry.
- Oh, no. That one don't deserve your pity.
Trust me.
He should've died
up on that windmill.
I was thinking
we chop off his balls and stone him.
Light him on fire
if gas wasn't so expensive.
You girls stay away from him, okay?
And let me know if you need anything-
anything at all.
- Orange soda, please.
- Surely.
Can we help you?
I'm sorry. I-I just recognized you.
I saw you by the motel.
Pretty amazing stuff, huh?
I- I just made a deal
to buy it for $600.
- What's "it"?
- The meteorite.
What the hell are you gonna do
with a friggin' meteor?
A meteorite, actually.
Uh, well, I gotta run some tests,
but, if I had to guess, I'd say it's a siderite.
They're mostly composed
of iron and nickel.
I'm Jeremy.
- Are you a gay?
- What?
Isnt Jeremy a gay name?
- Enjoy your soda, sweetheart.
- Thank you.
Okay, as soon as she walks
to the kitchen, run for it.
I don't think you're a gay.
Don't you think we should,
like, call your dad...
and tell him that we're coming?
Nah. I don't want him
to get worried.
You don't want him to say no.
Look, I just don't want
to be a burden, okay?
Relax. He still owns
the club, all right?
He's gonna get us both jobs.
I'm his daughter, for Chris sake.
- Yeah, but he's still a guy.
- Yeah.
And he knows this is pissing my mom off
to no end, which is totally in our favor.
Your mom was really cool to me.
Doesn't mean anything.
She just used you to get younger guys.
At least I'm good for something.
Ever tag-team a 40-year-old?
- Don't.
- Hey.
- You girls new in town?
- Just passing through.
Well, if you're gonna be around
a little while...
you might as well stop
and get some pizza at my Bible study.
- It's a lot of fun.
- Oh, I'm satanic.
She's half Jehovah, quarter Jew,
tiny bit retarded.
Mmm. Well, we're nondenominational.
We accept all types,
even those with horns.
- What's it like to never be able to have sex?
- Excuse me?
Do you just have
blue balls all the time...
or you just have to spank it
constantly?
Well, I haven't always had
a personal relationship with the Lord.
But I'm not missing anything.
I used to be just like you.
- What, you had a training bra?
- Not exactly.
But when I was your age,
I experienced things...
that made me feel
like God didn't exist.
Maybe you've experienced
something like that too.
- You don't know anything about me.
- I can see that you're in pain.
- I'm alive.
- Is that how you see life?
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