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Larry's nervous.
If I tell my wife we're not going
to Hawaii, bury me ass - Up.
You have a place to park your bike.
- Bob.
- Todd.
Bob. Bob,
this crisis has actually saved your job.
- Really?
- After yesterday...
to maintain some respect around here.
But in light of this Alpine thing...
- ... i still need you.
- Bless you, Todd.
I gotta run out there
and make a presentation.
I can write the presentation in Hawaii
and zap it to you.
Laird can write me a presentation.
If I tell him to, he'll live in the office.
He'll shower
in the damn water cooler.
But you've got one thing
he hasn't got.
- A soul.
- No, you're good in a meeting.
You've got the chutzpah.
So I want you
to write that presentation...
...and I need you at the meeting
to put this thing over.
- Yeah.
- So no Hawaii.
- No.
- Boulder, Colorado, Friday.
Just move your Hawaii dates.
The kids are booked
the rest of the summer.
- You have to go to Boulder.
- Agreed.
I want you to know, after the divorce,
Bring jewelry.
Hey, if you get Jamie,
can I have Elaine?
- You want Elaine?
- Better than nothing.
Trust me, it's not better.
Elaine is still mad at me
for taking that vacation last year.
Figures that's why
I didn't get that promotion.
- Oh, the RV trip.
- RV trip?
Oh, can we see the pictures again?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Nobody move.
Did you rent that RV?
Mom, some idiot just parked
this ugly RV outside our house.
What?
Oh, my God, it's your husband.
- Oh, hi.
- What is that?
- It's an RV.
- And why is it in front of our house?
- We're taking it on vacation.
- To Hawaii?
- No, it doesn't float. Colorado.
- What happened to Hawaii?
Come on, Hawaii's
a winter destination. It's summer.
The place I'm taking you is special,
and not like Uncle Mike.
It's Lake Nirvana,
where I went with my parents as a kid.
Is he being funny?
Because I can never tell.
Oh, come on.
You've always wanted to camp, right?
This is what he came up with
to punish me for Gretchen.
I was gonna surf.
Nice one, Dad. Thanks.
The hotel in Hawaii
has a weight room.
Doesn't anybody
respect my lifting schedule?
We're not campers. We don't camp.
- Why not?
- Why -? Why not?
- For one thing, we like to shower.
- Well, it's got a shower.
You and I will go out right now
and take a shower.
Bob, do you know where you stay
when you take an RV trip?
- Where?
- RV camps.
Honey, try to remember,
we're not friendly.
In Hawaii, we'll never see the kids.
This way,
we can spend time with them.
You need to spend time with them.
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