Russell Peters: Almost Famous Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 73 min
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-You good?
-Pretty good.
-Pretty well. Yeah.
Yeah. So, you wanted to be a musician.
I know what happened.
Tell me if I'm right.
You're about 17, 18 years old.
You're sitting in your room,
playing with your...
"guitar."
And...
you were thinking,
"I'm gonna be a musician."
Your mom walked in and went, "Sandoo..."
That's all you need for a nickname.
All you need is add two O's
to whatever you want the nickname to be.
Sandoo. Like.. Like Edward, Edwoo.
Well, that could be your name, Edwoo.
Sorry, that..
That didn't work,
'cause he might very well be an Ed Woo.
Your mom walked in:
"Sandoo...
you're going to college.
Why don't you become a doctor?"
And you were like,
"What's wrong with your face?"
"If you become a doctor, you can fix it."
So, you put your guitar
down and picked up a stethoscope,
and it was all over after that.
That's why I could never go to you.
I don't want my doctor to have had
other dreams about being something else.
My doctor in America
is gonna be a black guy from the 'hood
who grew up with every disadvantage.
Real 'hood.
Like in the "'hood" 'hood.
Where the..
Where people were like, "Yo, coz,
let's go kill some motherfuckers today."
I want my doctor to be the guy
that says, "No, man.
I'm gonna be a doctor."
And everybody in the 'hood was like,
"Ain't nobody f*** with Daverel,
he gonna be a doctor and sh*t."
That's how I know I got the right doctor,
'cause he'll say "and sh*t"
at the end of sentences.
Look pissed off when I walk
into the office. That's the doctor I want.
"Hi, Mr. Peters.
Seems your nasal passage is inflamed
and sh*t.
You fill out
this little b*tch-ass prescription.
Holler at me tomorrow, motherf***er."
That's the right doctor for me.
I don't want my doctor to be some bratty
Indian kid who grew up in Mississauga.
When he's doing an operation,
he just goes, "F*** this sh*t.
I wanna play guitar."
Then the black guy has to run in,
"Don't worry, dog. I got this.
It's gonna hurt and sh*t."
I never had to worry
about doing anything great with my life.
I didn't. I didn't have that pressure.
I didn't have that Indian pressure
that a lot of Indian kids have.
"Do something great."
My parents knew I was an idiot.
From a very young age,
my parents were like, "Oh, man."
I was a terrible student. I hated school.
I never had to work, my parents..
They never had professions.
They just had jobs.
There are no professionals
Just a bunch of dummies.
You know what I mean?
But regular hard-working people.
Just regular jobs.
My mom worked in Kmart.
Not.. Not in head office, in the store.
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