Russell Madness Page #2
Losing the business Papa could
handle, but losing his family...
it broke his heart.
Dad, we can bring
Ferraro Wrestling
back to its glory days.
No, buddy, it's...
a different era now.
That bell has rung.
But you always told me,
just because you lost the round,
does not mean
you lost the match.
Okay, that's...
That's true, but...
Yeah, let's just put this away.
Okay.
All right, my boys.
It's lights out.
Good night.
- Dad?
- Mm-hmm?
Why did you name me
after Papa Maximiliano?
Because guys named Max
are always the best
guys to have in your corner.
All right.
Some new pugs are moving in.
So, it's time to go
to your new home.
Oh, no,
he's taking me to the pound.
I have to get out of here.
What the heck?
Hey!
What are you doing
with that dog?
Russell!
Hey, boss, what happened?
Where's Russell?
I don't know why,
but that dog just bolted.
What? But I just adopted him.
I was going to take him home.
I had a lead on
some local wrestlers
that know how to draw a crowd.
- Ooh!
- MmHmm.
Yodel-ay-hee-hoo?
Hello, Dieter Das Mountain.
Nein, Dieter Das Mountain.
- Oh, Dieter Das...
- Mountain.
Mountain?
- Hi, I'm Nate Ferraro.
- Oh, hi.
My name is Nate Ferraro
- from the Ferraro Wrestling.
- What do you want?
Yeah, how would you like
to wrestle
- in a match...
- The classic arena.
- ...at our classic arena?
- Nein, I work for Mick Vaughn.
- Mick Vaughn?
- You know him?
- I know of him. Right.
- I will be blacklisted.
I totally understand. I wouldn't
want to be blacklisted either.
- Blacklisted?
- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo.
And a yodel-ay-hee-hoo,
to you too.
So much for that.
Wait, I have an idea.
Scooch, scooch.
Craigslist, Portland.
Wrestlers.
Voila!
Yeah, I know, right?
That is, like, so cool.
Wait, you're Ferraro Wrestling?
Yeah.
You guys just re-opened, right?
You guys should come Thursday.
I'm kind of busy.
I can get you
guys free hot dogs.
- Sure.
- Okay. I'll see you there.
- See you there.
- Yeah, that sounds great.
- Hot dogs!
- Yeah, hot dogs!
Star light, star bright,
first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
have the wish, I wish tonight.
Please help me find a family.
ll Maniac.
- Ah-hah!
- Ooh!
It's you.
I knew you were real.
So, you got me, kid.
Now, what?
You can talk!
Wait till Max finds out.
Whoa. Whoa.
Wait a second. Slow down.
I'm just here to pick up
a friend.
You never saw me.
Not a chance.
No one ever believes the kid.
Everything's a negotiation.
Everyone wants something.
Name your price.
Why do I get the feeling
Would you like some
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