Royal New Year's Eve Page #3

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for that upstairs.

I really should take

it up myself.

They sent me down to get it.

You see, Isabelle is-

Waiting for me to bring her

that notebook and she strikes me

as the kind of woman

that gets what she wants.

Does she?

Oh, yes.

I mean, she's dating a prince.

How do you even meet

a prince?

Is there, like, a dating app

for that or something?

Probably.

Anyway, they are waiting

for this so...

You don't understand.

I wanted to meet Miss Miller

because I'm-

I get it.

You're a model, and you

think that if you get

in front of the editor of

Appliqu magazine

she'll put you on

the next cover?

Model, really?

You're a very handsome guy,

I'll admit that,

but the last person that tried

to slip Abigail a headshot

got carried out by security.

Oh dear.

Yes.

And they are waiting

for this notebook upstairs

and if I'm not there

in a couple minutes

I will be the one

being carried out.

Well, we wouldn't want that.

No.

Two conditions.

Ok, what?

One, you have to tell me

your name.

Caitlyn.

And I suppose

the second condition

is I'll have to give

you my number.

No, no.

It's as simple as this.

You must promise me

that the next time we meet

you won't be embarrassed by

what has transpired here today.

What makes you think

we will meet again?

And why would I be embarrassed?

Just a hunch.

Ok, deal.

Now, can I please have

the notebook?

My name is Jeff,

by the way.

Well, thank you, Jeff.

I'll be sure to give you

a good review on Yelp.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Doris. Have you left yet?

Just leaving the house.

Oh, good.

I need you to bring me

a dress.

Why?

What's wrong with what

you're wearing?

Abigail said I look like

a waitress

from an all-you-can-eat buffet.

So we're guessing her

New Year's resolution

is to be less mean.

Please just bring me a dress.

Ok, well which one?

I don't know, any of them.

Um... the red one.

The red one?

Oh, really?

Doris, please just pick one.

Ok.

Oh, Doris, what took you

so long?

All the guests have already

arrived and Abigail won't let me

in the ballroom until I change.

Sorry.

Here.

Doris, what did you do?

This is one of my dresses.

It's beautiful and,

more importantly,

it's too late to do anything

about it.

Oh, I am gonna get you

so good for this.

Ok, I'm gonna be backstage with

a bunch of size zero models.

I'm already being punished.

There they are,

the happy couple.

Oh, Jeffery, this is Abigail

Miller from Appliqu magazine.

Your highness.

She has graciously offered

to help

with the New Year's Eve gala.

Wonderful.

You know it's a benefit for

the royal family foundation

which funds a number

of youth programs,

scholarships, on-the-job-

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