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your face that I'm watching. It's your ass that I see. - My husband is just crazy
about my cooking now. I mean, he used
to want to go out with the guys after work, and now he comes
home every night. Brings some of the
guys home sometimes, and it's just really
fabulous, so... - [Dave] I can live out
here as long as I want, 'cause I'm a man, that's right. [howls] - She's already accepted
into gifted school. I told you about that, right? - Well, I know
you did like all-- What, you hired somebody to find the right preschool
or something? - [Layla] Of course,
what do I know? I mean, you know, so of course, I hired somebody to really
find the best school. She's really good at
sitting at the table and... Both hands, honey bear. That's my girl. - I can't take care
of you anymore. - You don't take care of me. - I do. - No, no, no, I have a job. I'm the breadwinner. - You haven't gone into the
office for months, okay? You've been working
in the living room like a hermit in the corner. - What difference
does that make? - I cook, I feed
you, I clean up. - You want me to cook? You know I can't cook. I thought you hated my cooking? And that is why I do the dishes. [sighs deeply] - If you didn't need
me, you would leave. - That's not true. - Who's gonna take
care of me, Joel? - We'll take care of each other. - That is such bullshit. If I wanted to take
care of someone, I'd take care of a child. Look, I wouldn't take
care of my husband. And you're acting like a child. - You know when you married me that we weren't
gonna have children. It's too late for that. [dramatically sighs] - We're off to San
Francisco, baby. [laughter] Fun, fun, fun! In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida! - How many days you gonna
be at the conference? - Just three days. With the drive, we'll
be back in four. - Five! - [Joel] Bye, honey.
- [Sheryl] Bye! [beeping] [upbeat banjo music and humming] - [Phillip] Hey, dad.
- [Dave] Hey, Phillip. [sniffs] Nice thing. - [Phillip] Yeah. - [Dave] What do you call that? - A bong. - A bong? [squeaking] - Hey, baby. Qu pasa? - This is my dad. [giggles] [laughter] - Glad to meet you. Now, that was odd, wasn't it? - I'd use a stronger word. - And who was that kid
passed out on the chair? - I don't know, that was
probably some friend of his. - I bought that
chair from a little, expensive shop when
we moved in here. I paid $200 for that chair and some fat, f***
is sleeping in it! - Maybe, talk to him? - [exclaims] Just talk to him? - Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. - Yeah, right, he's
going through girls like ice cream flavors. Two weeks ago, it was Dina, I
didn't even get to meet her, and I thought that was serious! Well, you don't have this
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