Roxanne

Synopsis: In Nelson, the chief of the firemen C. D. Bales is a man with complex since he has a huge nose. When his friend Dixie rents her house to the gorgeous student of astronomy Roxanne, he falls in love with her but keeps his feelings as a secret. C.D. hires the handsome fireman Chris and Roxanne asks C.D. to help her to date him. However Chris is an average American with very limited culture and he asks C.D. to help him to get in her pants. C.D. writes letters disclosing his feelings for her and Roxanne is seduced by the man that writes such letters. What will happen when she meets Chris?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Fred Schepisi
Production: Columbia Pictures Corporation
  Nominated for 1 Golden Globe. Another 3 wins & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
89%
PG
Year:
1987
107 min
282 Views

- You said you didn't want a coat.

- I was being ironic.

Oh, irony.

Oh, no, no, we don't get that here.

See, people ski topless here

while smoking dope...

...so irony

is not really a high priority.

We haven't had any irony here

since about '83...

...when I was the only practitioner

of it.

I stopped, because I was tired

of being stared at.

Oh, brother.

You shouldn't leave your lights on

when you're locked out.

You waste a lot of electricity.

You can hide in that bush over there,

and I won't see your nakedness.

I noticed you don't have any tattoos.

I think that's a wise choice.

I don't think Jackie Onassis

would have gone as far...

...if she'd had an anchor on her arm.

Well, every job has a perfect tool.

Let's see.

This lock doesn't accept MasterCard.

I'm gonna have to try the old reliable.

And when I say... old reliable,

I'm lying...

...because I've never tried

this before.

- You may not wanna watch this.

- Okay.

Careful.

God, I hate heights.

What are you doing up there?

I'm freezing.

For God's sake, put something on.

Thanks.

Hello?

There you go.

I'm averting my eyes, finally.

Oh, look what you got me into,

Grover. Thanks.

Do you wanna come in...?

I sort of already did.

I figured you must be starving...

...so I made us some cheese

and some vegetables au naturel.

Maybe you'd like some wine

with your nose.

Cheese.

Wine will be fine.

Do you have a straw?

No, I don't actually. Why?

No particular reason.

Cheers.

Party trick.

Well, a nose by any other name.

Would smell as sweet.

My name is C.D. Bales.

I'm the fire chief.

You can call me Charlie if you want.

My name is Roxanne.

Thanks for helping me before.

I've been in this house.

I know who owns it.

Dixie? I liked her.

She gave me a real good deal

for the summer.

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Stephen Glenn Martin (born August 14, 1945) is an American actor, comedian, writer, producer, playwright, author, and musician. Martin came to public notice in the 1960s as a writer for The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, and later as a frequent guest on The Tonight Show. In the 1970s, Martin performed his offbeat, absurdist comedy routines before packed houses on national tours. Since the 1980s, having branched away from comedy, Martin has become a successful actor, as well as an author, playwright, pianist, and banjo player, eventually earning him an Emmy, Grammy, and American Comedy awards, among other honors. In 2004, Comedy Central ranked Martin at sixth place in a list of the 100 greatest stand-up comics. He was awarded an Honorary Academy Award at the Academy's 5th Annual Governors Awards in 2013.While he has played banjo since an early age, and included music in his comedy routines from the beginning of his professional career, he has increasingly dedicated his career to music since the 2000s, acting less and spending much of his professional life playing banjo, recording, and touring with various bluegrass acts, including Earl Scruggs, with whom he won a Grammy for Best Country Instrumental Performance in 2002. He released his first solo music album, The Crow: New Songs for the 5-String Banjo, in 2009, for which he won the Grammy Award for Best Bluegrass Album. more…

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