Roxanne Page #2

Oh, yeah, nice and cheap, I'll bet.

Oh, it's worth it.

This house has a great spot for that.

I thought you'd never ask.

I didn't.

What is it, a mummy?

It's a telescope. It's beautiful.

- You must know about M31.

- Yeah.

Now, see, I like it when they give

astronomical objects names...

...you know, like Andromeda

and Saturn and Sea of Tranquility.

This whole numbering thing

is just too boring for us civilians.

Do you know how many objects

are up there?

Well, I know it's over 50.

They've done pretty well, considering

how many things they have to name.

How about muon?

Gluon?

Quark?

You know what a quark is?

I used to. I just forgot right now.

Oh, well, we don't know

everything, do we?

Sit down, I'll show you.

Let's see.

Here it is.

No one's actually ever seen a quark,

but we know they exist.

There's at least six different types.

There's up, down, strange,

charmed, bottom and top.

That's their flavor.

The top and bottom quarks

are the most common kinds.

But only an unusually

exotic collision...

...can produce the strange

and charmed quarks.

It's beautiful, don't you think?

Oh, yeah, yeah,

these are astronomical objects, then?

No, subnuclear particles.

I thought so.

So, what are you looking for?

I can't tell you.

Why is that?

I can't, it's a secret.

Oh, I got you.

I got a few secrets myself.

Some pretty important ones too.

Well, actually,

I have one pretty impor...

Well, actually, I have one lousy one.

Well, actually,

I don't have any secrets at all.

It's just so depressing.

Did you say your name

was Roxanne?

Yeah.

That's unusual. It's pretty.

There's a name for a galaxy.

Sorry, didn't mean

to wax rhapsodic.

I should go.

It's late, I've got a lot

of important things to do.

Okay.

Well, wish me luck.

- On?

- Just luck.

No, I don't believe in luck.

Wish for something to happen.

I know what you mean.

- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.

So long.

- Are you okay?

- Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. Goodbye.

So long.

Bye.

Roxanne.

It's a party town, maestro.

You'll love it.

- Gavanna Samana?

- What?

Weren't you Playmate of the Month,

June '85?

- Come on.

- No.

That's really funny...

...because I thought I recognized

your inner diameter slope.

What's that?

That's the part of the back of your leg

that curves into your inner thigh.

Works every time, maestro.

I'm calling you maestro...

...because that's what you are

with the chicks, right?

All right, men, let's go.

I'll take the top one.

Gotcha.

- All right, man, are you ready?

- Okay.

Right.

What?

What's going on here?

Training.

I want something

that says action with style.

- Kind of a GQ firefighter.

- Hey, guys.

Guys, this is Chris, our new pro.

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