Roommate Wanted Page #2

If you let them talk,

before you know it,

you exchange your violin

flute for their meat.

Okay, I pressed 'ignore'.

Good girl

. Someday you'll thank me.

Speaking of violin,

should practice a little.

Janie, get off the phone.

Sissy!

Good girl.

- Hello, little bird

- What do you want?

you again in my life.

The last two weeks

appeared two years .

Let me go and apologize in person.

Incoming call Stansbury

Joe, I'll call you later.

Hey, wait.

Hello?

Hello, this is Janie.

Yes.

Stansbury!

What does it say?

Officially want to offer

our largest grant

available at this time .

Includes half of all tuition,

- to pay up to three years

-. Sorry .

You said half the tuition?

I thought it was the greatest.

That's right, Ms. Garber,

but recent cuts

state budget

we were forced to do

extreme cuts,

especially in the education sector.

Half-scholarships are the best

we can offer now,

with a few exceptions

for athletes.

I do not practice any sport.

Miss. Garber,

It is the best we can offer.

It is a great achievement on their part.

Not enough.

. Miss Garber, do not understand

where you're going with this.

- I can not pay ...

- I thank you,

Mr. Garber. Hoffman.

It is the dream of my life

. I'm super mad.

That is, very excited

. Super excited.

I'm very glad to hear it.

Someone admissions department

It will contact you

Friday by the financial issue.

Stansbury welcome.

Thank you very much.

- I'm very excited

-. Well .

Goodbye.

You're welcome.

I can not afford

half the tuition.

They are $ 42,000 per year

with three years minimum.

Two and a half, if I hurry,

but just they are like $ 52,500.

Go. You're like Batman

in mathematics.

What about financial aid?

- We all use

-. I did in the previous year,

but you still need to return 80%

and I do not want to be indebted

the rest of my life.

Can you ask for a donation?

There is no time. I file

proof of payment on Friday.

- And if you ask your parents

- Dad is retired postman.

Medical experiments?

They do not pay enough.

- Robbing a bank

- That's my last resort.

Penny stock!

Are you serious?

I do not even know what they are.

But it sounded smart, right?

I need brain food. Yes.

Heavens, girl

. You did not have to spend a star

in each of my eggs.

Not even eat eggs

. I like eggs.

You hate eggs

. I love them.

Gosh, Dee.

- You're a genius

-. I know.

Wait. What?

I can donate my eggs back

to a couple in need.

It is rather cumbersome,

yet perfect.

Really?

You can receive a 10,000

if you do it through a service,

but private partners

usually pay more.

Holy guacamole.

- Is it easy

- If you have

a high threshold of pain, yes.

Fill you with hormones

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